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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

2010-12-28 Humor
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Release : 2010-12-28
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 152/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News by : Cracked.com

Download or read book You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News written by Cracked.com. This book was released on 2010-12-28. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the most-read humor site on the internet, Cracked.com YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE… You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: * A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. * The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. * Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are. If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked.

You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

2010-12 Humor
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Release : 2010-12
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 398/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News by : Cracked.com

Download or read book You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News written by Cracked.com. This book was released on 2010-12. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book drawn from a top humor site includes unsettling medical facts, incredible stories about historical figures and the hidden truths behind some of pop culture's most beloved icons. Original.

You Might be a Zombie and Other Bad News

2011 Curiosities and wonders
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Release : 2011
Genre : Curiosities and wonders
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Book Rating : 811/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book You Might be a Zombie and Other Bad News written by . This book was released on 2011. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book drawn from a top humor site includes unsettling medical facts, incredible stories about historical figures, and the hidden truths behind some of pop culture's most beloved icons.

The De-Textbook

2013-10-29 Reference
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Release : 2013-10-29
Genre : Reference
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 521/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The De-Textbook by : Cracked.com,

Download or read book The De-Textbook written by Cracked.com,. This book was released on 2013-10-29. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are an idiot. Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck! But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

So Now You're a Zombie

2010-10-01 Humor
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Release : 2010-10-01
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 86X/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis So Now You're a Zombie by : John Austin

Download or read book So Now You're a Zombie written by John Austin. This book was released on 2010-10-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

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