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So Now You're a Zombie

2010-10-01 Humor
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Release : 2010-10-01
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 86X/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis So Now You're a Zombie by : John Austin

Download or read book So Now You're a Zombie written by John Austin. This book was released on 2010-10-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

2010-01-26 Young Adult Fiction
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Release : 2010-01-26
Genre : Young Adult Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 678/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It by : Adam Selzer

Download or read book I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It written by Adam Selzer. This book was released on 2010-01-26. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Algonquin “Ali” Rhodes, the high school newspaper’s music critic, meets an intriguing singer, Doug, while reviewing a gig. He’s a weird-looking guy—goth, but he seems sincere about it, like maybe he was into it back before it was cool. She introduces herself after the set, asking if he lives in Cornersville, and he replies, in his slow, quiet murmur, “Well, I don’t really live there, exactly. . . .” When Ali and Doug start dating, Ali is falling so hard she doesn’t notice a few odd signs: he never changes clothes, his head is a funny shape, and he says practically nothing out loud. Finally Marie, the school paper’s fashion editor, points out the obvious: Doug isn’t just a really sincere goth. He’s a zombie. Horrified that her feelings could have allowed her to overlook such a flaw, Ali breaks up with Doug, but learns that zombies are awfully hard to get rid of—at the same time she learns that vampires, a group as tightly-knit as the mafia, don’t think much of music critics who make fun of vampires in reviews. . . .

Zombocalypse Now

2009 End of the world
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Release : 2009
Genre : End of the world
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 809/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Zombocalypse Now by : Matt Youngmark

Download or read book Zombocalypse Now written by Matt Youngmark. This book was released on 2009. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "112 possible endings. At least 7 in which you don't die!"--front cover.

You are So Undead to Me

2009 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2009
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 252/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis You are So Undead to Me by : Stacey Jay

Download or read book You are So Undead to Me written by Stacey Jay. This book was released on 2009. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Megan Berry, a Carol, Arkansas, high school student who can communicate with the Undead, must team up with her childhood friend Ethan to save homecoming from an army of flesh-hungry zombies.

Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition)

2012-02-07 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2012-02-07
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 378/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) by : Kelly DiPucchio

Download or read book Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) written by Kelly DiPucchio. This book was released on 2012-02-07. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?

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