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Sorry I Humped Your Leg

2017-06-06 Humor
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Release : 2017-06-06
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 424/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Sorry I Humped Your Leg by : Jeremy Greenberg

Download or read book Sorry I Humped Your Leg written by Jeremy Greenberg. This book was released on 2017-06-06. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs. Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon. Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

2011-10-11 Humor
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Release : 2011-10-11
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 897/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe by : Jeremy Greenberg

Download or read book Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe written by Jeremy Greenberg. This book was released on 2011-10-11. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

2016-11-08 Pets
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Release : 2016-11-08
Genre : Pets
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 433/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Sorry I Slept on Your Face by : Jeremy Greenberg

Download or read book Sorry I Slept on Your Face written by Jeremy Greenberg. This book was released on 2016-11-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Chalktown

2002-06-04 Fiction
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Release : 2002-06-04
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 504/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Chalktown by : Melinda Haynes

Download or read book Chalktown written by Melinda Haynes. This book was released on 2002-06-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the heels of her Oprah-selected debut blockbuster "Mother of Pearl, " Melinda Haynes returns with a lush and deeply affecting story of redemption and renewal set in 1960s Mississippi.

Why Cats are Assholes

2021-03-30 Humor
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Release : 2021-03-30
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 23X/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Why Cats are Assholes by : Liz Miele

Download or read book Why Cats are Assholes written by Liz Miele. This book was released on 2021-03-30. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you? While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection. Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Miele—the daughter of veterinarians—digests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around. With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves. Whether you have one, two, or twelve fur babies, Why Cats Are Assholes is the ultimate guide to better understanding your pet’s behavior while taking back your home from these domesticated terrorists.

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