If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!

2018-11-06 Juvenile Fiction

Author : Elise Parsley
Release : 2018-11-06
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 786/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! by : Elise Parsley

Download or read book If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! written by Elise Parsley. This book was released on 2018-11-06. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fourth book in the New York Times-bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T! series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do...when you visit Santa. If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures...he is not talking about meeting a pirate! But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She'll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways--no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed! Plus, Santa is happy to hear everyone's wish list. Right? It's YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'T!

If You Ever Want to Bring a Piano to the Beach, Don't!

2016-05-03 Juvenile Fiction

Author : Elise Parsley
Release : 2016-05-03
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 020/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis If You Ever Want to Bring a Piano to the Beach, Don't! by : Elise Parsley

Download or read book If You Ever Want to Bring a Piano to the Beach, Don't! written by Elise Parsley. This book was released on 2016-05-03. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second book in the New York Times bestselling series that began with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! is another uproarious cautionary tale about things that DON'T belong together! If your mom says to get ready to play at the beach, she means with a boat, or a Frisbee, or a shovel. She is NOT talking about the piano. But Magnolia is a little girl with a big idea, determination, and one very heavy upright piano that, she insists, she needs to take with her. What's the worst that can happen? In a riotous series of mishaps, Magnolia quickly learns that--not surprisingly--a piano doesn't mix well with sand, sun, and seagulls!

If You Ever Want to Bring a Circus to the Library, Don't!

2017-05-02 Juvenile Fiction

Author : Elise Parsley
Release : 2017-05-02
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 397/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis If You Ever Want to Bring a Circus to the Library, Don't! by : Elise Parsley

Download or read book If You Ever Want to Bring a Circus to the Library, Don't! written by Elise Parsley. This book was released on 2017-05-02. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The third book in the bestselling Magnolia Says Don't! series, which started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!, is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do--this time, at the library! If you see a poster that says "You Can Do Anything at the Library!", it is NOT giving you permission to put on a circus! But Magnolia doesn't see any problem with setting up her own big top. She's got a lot of gusto and one mean human cannonball routine. So what if her greatest show on Earth won't fit between the bookshelves? Elise Parsley's boldly expressive illustrations perfectly complement this mostly-librarian-approved guide on how to be everything BUT quiet in the library!

If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!

2015-07-07 Juvenile Fiction

Author : Elise Parsley
Release : 2015-07-07
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 582/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! by : Elise Parsley

Download or read book If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! written by Elise Parsley. This book was released on 2015-07-07. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first hilarious story in the New York Times bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T! series about a charismatic kid who's got a terrific knack for terrible ideas! Note to self: If your teacher tells you to bring something from nature for show-and-tell, she does not want you to bring an alligator! But nothing will stop Magnolia, who's determined to have the best show-and-tell of all--until her reptilian rapscallion starts getting her into some major trouble. Now it's up to Magnolia to find a way to send this troublemaker home--but what could possibly scare an alligator away?

The Ugly Truth

2012 Juvenile Fiction

Author : Jeff Kinney
Release : 2012
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 821/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Ugly Truth by : Jeff Kinney

Download or read book The Ugly Truth written by Jeff Kinney. This book was released on 2012. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth is the massively funny fifth title in the highly-illustrated, bestselling and award-winning Diary of a Wimpy Kid series by Jeff Kinney. Perfect for both boys and girls of 8+, reluctant readers and all the millions of devoted Wimpy Kid fans out there. You can also discover Greg on the big screen in any one of the three Wimpy Kid Movie box office smashes.The massively funny fifth book in the bestselling and award-winning Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.Greg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it's cracked up to be?Suddenly Greg is dealing with the pressures of boy-girl parties, increased responsibilities, and even the awkward changes that come with getting older. And after a fight with his best friend Rowley, it looks like Greg is going to have to face the "ugly truth" all by himself . . .Praise for Jeff Kinney and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series:'The world has gone crazy for Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid series' - Sun'Kinney is right up there with J K Rowling as one of the bestselling children's authors on the planet' - Independent'Hilarious!' - Sunday Telegraph'The most hotly anticipated children's book of the year is here - Diary of a Wimpy Kid' - The Big IssueAs well as being an international bestselling author, Jeff Kinney is also an online developer and designer. He is the creator of the children's virtual world, poptropica where you can also find the Wimpy Kid boardwalk. He was named one of Time magazine's 100 Most Influential People in 2009. He lives with his family in Massachusetts, USA. www.wimpykidclub.co.uk

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