Author : Richard Lederer
Release : 2006
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 807/5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas by : Richard Lederer
Download or read book Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas written by Richard Lederer. This book was released on 2006. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q. Why did Frosty decide to live in the middle of the ocean? A. Because snowman is an island. Q. What do you call a bunch of parents standing in line to buy their daughters a popular doll? A. A Barbie queue. Q. An opinion survey in Alaska is called what? A. A north poll. Q. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, what do you get? A. Baa, humbug!