Zombie Haiku

2008-06-30 Humor

Author : Ryan Mecum
Release : 2008-06-30
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 809/5 ( reviews)

Book Synopsis Zombie Haiku by : Ryan Mecum

Download or read book Zombie Haiku written by Ryan Mecum. This book was released on 2008-06-30. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In your hands is a poetry journal written by an undead poet, recounting his firsthand experience during the zombie plague. Little is known about the author before he turned into a zombie, but thanks to his continued writings in this journal - even after his death - you can accompany him from infection to demise. Through the intimate poetry of haiku, the zombie chronicles his epic journey through deserted streets and barricaded doors. Each three-line poem, structured in the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure, unravels a little more of the story. You'll love every eye-popping, gut-wrenching, flesh-eating page!

Dawn of Zombie Haiku

2011-09-14 Humor

Author : Ryan Mecum
Release : 2011-09-14
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 885/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Dawn of Zombie Haiku by : Ryan Mecum

Download or read book Dawn of Zombie Haiku written by Ryan Mecum. This book was released on 2011-09-14. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More Brains... Some race. Some lurch. Others come crawling, limping, staggering—dragging themselves toward anyone who might still have a pulse. Zombies invade the island of Manhattan, and they are hungry. The story of the zombie apocalypse is told through the eyes of Dawn, a ten-year-old girl who has been well-schooled in the undead because of her father's love of zombie movies. As the zombies approach, Dawn and her dad realize the time has come to implement their Zombie Escape Plan, so they gather friends and escape to the Statue of Liberty. Only... the plan doesn't go quite as expected. Dawn documents their downfall in her haiku journal, where the limb-snapping, eye-popping, bone-crunching zombies eventually make her one of their own. In gory detail, and sometimes channeling her favorite poets, she describes the gruesome scenes before her—and her own frightening impulses.

Werewolf Haiku

2010-08-10 Humor

Author : Ryan Mecum
Release : 2010-08-10
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 20X/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Werewolf Haiku written by Ryan Mecum. This book was released on 2010-08-10. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear haiku journal, I think I killed some people. That was no dog bite. This journal contains the poetic musings of a mailman who, after being bitten by what he thinks is a dog, discovers that he is actually now a werewolf. Wreaking havoc wherever he goes, he details his new life and transformations in the 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku—his poetry of choice. Follow along as our werewolf poet slowly turns from a mostly normal man into the hairy beast that he cannot keep trapped inside. And watch out for carnage when he changes and becomes hungry. No toenail, no entrail, no pigtail will be left behind. And talk about wreaking havoc: His newfound claws and teeth have sent his clothing budget through the roof! He is in love with a woman on his route, but he has never had the courage to tell her. As he fights against his urges during each full moon, he discovers that succumbing to his primal instincts will not only bag him a good meal—it just might help him in his quest for love…Or maybe not.

Vampire Haiku

2009-08-14 Humor

Author : Ryan Mecum
Release : 2009-08-14
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 720/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Vampire Haiku written by Ryan Mecum. This book was released on 2009-08-14. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You hold in your hands a recently discovered poetry journalthe poetry journal of a vampire. William Butten was en route to a new land on the Mayflower when he was turned into a vampire by a fellow passenger, a beautiful woman named Katherine. These pages contain his heartbreaking storythe story of a vampire who has lived through (and perhaps caused) some of America's defining events. As he travels the country and as centuries pass, he searches for his lost love and records his adventures and misadventures using the form of poetry known as haiku. As Butten documents bloody wars, a certain tea party in Boston, living the high life during the Great Depression, two Woodstock festivals, the corruption of Emily Dickinson, and hanging out with Davy Crockett, he keeps to the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku. The resulting poems are hilarious, repulsive, oddly romantic, and bizarre. Read along, and you just may find a new appreciation for—and insight into—various events in American history. And blood.

Good Night, Zombie

2013-09-24 Juvenile Fiction

Author : James Preller
Release : 2013-09-24
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 340/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Good Night, Zombie written by James Preller. This book was released on 2013-09-24. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome. Have a seat. Ignore the shambling undead outside. Let us tell you a story. But be warned. Good Night, Zombie isn't just any tale. This is a Scary Tale. Meet Carter, Esme, and Arnold, three students accidentally locked together inside an almost deserted school. They are not friends. They scarcely know each other. But In the basement, a mysterious night janitor waits. And outside, moving in the mist, dark shapes shuffle closer... James Preller knows his audience: "It's what so many students, on every school visit, tell me that they want. You guessed it, scary stories for grades 2-4, 80 page chapter books. And by scary I mean . . . spine-tingling, heart-pounding scary."

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