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Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby

2019-06-04 Humor
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Release : 2019-06-04
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 336/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby by : Matthew Inman

Download or read book Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby written by Matthew Inman. This book was released on 2019-06-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby is chockfull of comics about cats, babies, dogs, lasers, selfies, and pigeons! This book contains a vast wealth of never-before-seen comics, including informative guides, such as: How to comfortably sleep next to your cat 10 ways to befriend a misanthropic cat How to hold a baby when you are not used to holding babies A dog’s guide to walking a human being How to cuddle like you mean it Includes a pull-out poster of: How to tell if your cat thinks you’re not that big of a deal.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

2012-10-09 Humor
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Release : 2012-10-09
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 499/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by : The Oatmeal

Download or read book How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You written by The Oatmeal. This book was released on 2012-10-09. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances

2014-09-30 Humor
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Release : 2014-09-30
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 992/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances by : Matthew Inman

Download or read book The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances written by Matthew Inman. This book was released on 2014-09-30. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is not just a book about running. It's a book about cupcakes. It's a book about suffering. It's a book about gluttony, vanity, bliss, electrical storms, ranch dressing, and Godzilla. It's a book about all the terrible and wonderful reasons we wake up each day and propel our bodies through rain, shine, heaven, and hell. From #1 New York Times best-selling author, Matthew Inman, AKA The Oatmeal, comes this hilarious, beautiful, poignant collection of comics and stories about running, eating, and one cartoonist's reasons for jogging across mountains until his toenails fall off. Containing over 70 pages of never-before-seen material, including "A Lazy Cartoonist's Guide to Becoming a Runner" and "The Blerch's Guide to Dieting," this book also comes with Blerch race stickers.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

2012-07-15 Cats
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Release : 2012-07-15
Genre : Cats
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Book Rating : 055/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by : The Oatmeal Staff

Download or read book How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You written by The Oatmeal Staff. This book was released on 2012-07-15. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Oatmeal 2013 Wall Calendar • The Oatmeal is one of the most popular Web comics online, getting an average of 4.6 million unique visitorsand more than 20 million page views a month. • Time magazine named TheOatmeal.com one of the best blogs of 2010. Based on Matthew Inman's hugely popular Web site and hisNew York Timesbest-selling book5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth,How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You 2013 Wall Calendarfeatures a quirky and humorous full-color comic each month along with a user-friendly grid. As a bonus, the calendar also includes a free, pull-out poster.

My Dog: The Paradox

2013-05-07 Humor
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Release : 2013-05-07
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 710/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis My Dog: The Paradox by : The Oatmeal

Download or read book My Dog: The Paradox written by The Oatmeal. This book was released on 2013-05-07. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This eponymous comic became an instant hit when it went live on The Oatmeal.com and was liked on Facebook by 700,000 fans. Now fans will have a keepsake book of this comic to give and to keep. In My Dog: The Paradox, Inman discusses the canine penchant for rolling in horse droppings, chasing large animals four times their size, and acting recklessly enthusiastic through the entirety of their impulsive, lovable lives. Hilarious and heartfelt, My Dog: The Paradox eloquently illustrates the complicated relationship between man and dog. We will never know why dogs fear hair dryers, or being baited into staring contests with cats, but as Inman explains, perhaps we love dogs so much “because their lives aren’t lengthy, logical, or deliberate, but an explosive paradox composed of fur, teeth, and enthusiasm.”

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