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Unicorn Being a Jerk

2011-11-08 Humor
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Release : 2011-11-08
Genre : Humor
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Book Synopsis Unicorn Being a Jerk by : C. W. Moss

Download or read book Unicorn Being a Jerk written by C. W. Moss. This book was released on 2011-11-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mystical, gentle, magical . . . as if. You’ve obviously neverseen a unicorn in his natural habitat—those guys are jerks. CartoonistC. W. Moss reveals the less-than-wonderful side of the world’s most wondrouscreature in his hilarious series of single panel comics, UnicornBeing A Jerk. Take a gander at what these fantastical creaturesare really like, in comics like “Unicorn Being a Stalker,” “UnicornTrying to Peek at Breast-feeding Woman’s Nipple,” “Unicorn Denying theHolocaust,” and more. Readers of Moss’s online strip will love thesignificantly expanded book, which features what Moss describes as “a wholebunch of new illustrations,” in a collection perfect for fans of The Book ofBunny Suicides, Cyanide & Happiness, Penny Arcade and TheTruth about Chuck Norris.

Why Unicorn Drinks

2013-02-12 Humor
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Release : 2013-02-12
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 149/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Why Unicorn Drinks by : C. W. Moss

Download or read book Why Unicorn Drinks written by C. W. Moss. This book was released on 2013-02-12. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the inner psyche of the single-horned in Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of 67 four-color illustrations and captions gives readers a glimpse into the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You'll never look at a unicorn the same way again.

Unicorn on a Roll (Phoebe and Her Unicorn Series Book 2)

2015-05-26 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2015-05-26
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 471/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Unicorn on a Roll (Phoebe and Her Unicorn Series Book 2) by : Dana Simpson

Download or read book Unicorn on a Roll (Phoebe and Her Unicorn Series Book 2) written by Dana Simpson. This book was released on 2015-05-26. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One year has passed since Phoebe skipped a rock across a pond, accidentally hit a unicorn in the face, and was granted a single wish—which she used to make the unicorn, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, her obligational best friend. In some ways, not much has changed. At school Phoebe still clashes with her rival--and sometimes “frenemy”--he ever-taunting and imperious Dakota. Outside of school, she still fills her free time with extra-credit homework assignments, dramatic monologues about the injustices associated with school cliques, and imaginative conspiracy theories regarding global forces like the “powerful construction paper lobby.” But unlike before, Phoebe now has a best friend to share it with—someone to make her laugh and to listen to all her extravagant ideas. In this second volume of Dana Simpson's Phoebe and Her Unicorn series, titled, Unicorn on a Roll, the reader is invited on a journey into the lives of Phoebe and Marigold as they navigate the difficulties of grade school, celebrate the winter holidays, and explore their super hero/super villain personas together. Join in the fun, as Phoebe competes against Dakota for the leading role of “Lisa Ladybug” in their fourth-grade play—or as she struggles to “manage” the PR debacle related to her nose-picking-scandal. (“I will neither confirm nor deny the events surrounding Boogergate.”) Witness a band of unicorns staging an “intervention” and learn all the details of Marigold’s secret crush on a mysterious creature she has never seen. Perhaps most important, watch as this surprising friendship between a charming, nine-year-old dreamer and a vain, mythical beast forever changes both of them for the better.

Unicorns Are Jerks

2016-06 Coloring books
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Release : 2016-06
Genre : Coloring books
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Book Rating : 201/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Unicorns Are Jerks written by . This book was released on 2016-06. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way

Kevin the Unicorn: Why Can't We Be Bestie-corns?

2020-09-08 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2020-09-08
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 818/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Kevin the Unicorn: Why Can't We Be Bestie-corns? by : Jessika von Innerebner

Download or read book Kevin the Unicorn: Why Can't We Be Bestie-corns? written by Jessika von Innerebner. This book was released on 2020-09-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kevin the Unicorn learns that you can't force a friendship in this companion to Kevin The Unicorn: It's Not All Rainbows When a new unicorn moves in next door, Kevin is certain he's about to make a new magically awesome best friend. After all, everyone loves unicorns (especially other unicorns)! But it turns out Eric loves scary movies (eek!) and clam juice (blech!) and he doesn't like camping or skateboarding or any of the activities Kevin adores. In fact, apart from his sparkly mane and radiant horn, Eric doesn't have all that much in common with Kevin. Could it be that Eric and Kevin aren't destined to be the best of buds?

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