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Author : Dave Cowen
Release : 2019
Genre : Haggadah
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 107/5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis The Yada Yada Haggadah by : Dave Cowen
Download or read book The Yada Yada Haggadah written by Dave Cowen. This book was released on 2019. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Rabbi Sam Reinstein
Release : 2020-01-20
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Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 821/5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis The Haggadah About Nothing by : Rabbi Sam Reinstein
Download or read book The Haggadah About Nothing written by Rabbi Sam Reinstein. This book was released on 2020-01-20. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Haggadah about Nothing by Rabbi Sam Reinstein features commentary and parody connecting the Haggadah, the Exodus story, and other Jewish texts to the nine seasons of the seminal show, Seinfeld.
Author : Nathan Phillips
Release : 2015-02-03
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 351/5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis The Unorthodox Haggadah by : Nathan Phillips
Download or read book The Unorthodox Haggadah written by Nathan Phillips. This book was released on 2015-02-03. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Unorthodox Haggadah is a way to enjoy the strange and wonderful world of religion, while skipping the boring parts. Ritual is at the core of every culture, but people are no longer into dogma. This book offers the ritual with a hilarious, irreverent twist. It is genuinely funny, fun to flip through, and a riot to use at the seder. Make sure everyone around your table has a copy for the next Passover. Sample text: Let's begin by drinking the blood of a virgin lamb off the tip of a flaming golden scimitar. In the event that you've de-virginized your lamb or misplaced your scimitar, use wine. Now, we toast the Israelites for rolling out of Egypt in time and generally being clever. Here are a few things they've invented since 1901: Jeans, lipstick, Hollywood, the fax machine, psychoanalysis, and the weekend. Thanks for getting us out of Egypt before shit got too real. Drink the second cup of wine while leaning to the left. “…light up your seder.” -Huffington Post "A cool, creative affront to Jewish grandmothers." -MediaBistro “Redefine Bitter Herbs…slightly insane.” -Tablet Magazine "It’s the Passover you never knew you always wanted...While there are many (many!) different Haggadah versions out there, this one is hands down our favorite (sorry Maxwell house). Genuinely funny, which puts it head and shoulders above 99.9% of the treacly crap people foist on unsuspecting seder guests to try to fool them into thinking they’re actually enjoying themselves.” -Heeb Magazine
Author : Willia Blue
Release : 2021-07-22
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Kind : eBook
Book Rating : /5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis Festivus Meaning by : Willia Blue
Download or read book Festivus Meaning written by Willia Blue. This book was released on 2021-07-22. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book shares knowledge about Festivus and Passover. The author uses the classic haggadah as its template and incorporates as much of Seinfeld's classics - and in particular, the curious details of the Festivus holiday. The book takes Seinfeld's tradition of parodying Haggadot to new levels of sanctity and fun.
Author : Saul Sugarman
Release : 2019-03-29
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Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 703/5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis Gay Passover by : Saul Sugarman
Download or read book Gay Passover written by Saul Sugarman. This book was released on 2019-03-29. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a haggadah, but an unconventional one. Many in the LGBTQ community come from humble roots; We move from suburban, conservative areas to big cities. We come to terms with our identities as being different from the families that raised us. This story is not unlike the journey Moses took. "Gay Passover" reimagines the Exodus story in this way, but as a comedy that features Neil Patrick Harris as Moses, Cher as God, Oprah as the Angel of Death. It's supposed to be lighthearted and make you laugh. The book began as a dinner party in my San Francisco home and in 2019 became a very successful Kickstarter. Now you can own it, too.The story begins in a suburban Middle American town, where residents living there are plagued with totally basic hair-dos, and they live in ugly homes. Soon the gays arrive, fixing up the neighborhoods and throwing fabulous wedding parties. The town mayor begins to worry the entire town will turn gay, and orders families to kill their gay babies. One mother couldn't bear to do it, though, and so one child would be spared and eventually become Neil Patrick Harris, the adoptive son of conservative senators.Some favorite moments: - Let's just say "The Burning Bush" is a lesbian bar in Kansas.- The 10 plagues for suburban straight people include skinny jeans and glitter bombs.- If Cher could turn back time, you bet she would have declared herself god of the gays, like she does in this story.This book has been beautifully illustrated by Max Charnley. In addition to the story itself, some other sections include: - A "gayder" plate with symbols reflective of the LGBTQ community and our shared experiences.- Songs and games like "Let My Gays Go" and "One Twink, One Twink" a variation on Chad Gadya- "The four gays" a variation on "The four children"- Seven recipes to throw a highly successful "Gay Passover" party
