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The Stupidest Angel (v2.0)

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Release : 2009-10-13
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 325/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Stupidest Angel (v2.0) by : Christopher Moore

Download or read book The Stupidest Angel (v2.0) written by Christopher Moore. This book was released on 2009-10-13. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now in a special holiday edition, the hilariously deranged tale of Santa, fruitcakes, angels, and Kung fu. . . . “Christopher Moore writes novels that are not only hilarious, but fun to read as well. He is an author at the top of his craft.—Nicholas Sparks ’Twas the night before Christmas . . . and all through Pine Cove, Florida, the creatures were stirring in this wonderfully funny tale that gives the spirit of Christmas a whole new meaning.

The Stupidest Angel

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Release : 2005-11-01
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 352/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Stupidest Angel by : Christopher Moore

Download or read book The Stupidest Angel written by Christopher Moore. This book was released on 2005-11-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through the tiny community of Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting into the holiday spirit. But not everybody is feeling the joy. Little Joshua Barker is in desperate need of a holiday miracle. No, he's not on his deathbed; no, his dog hasn't run away from home. But Josh is sure that he saw Santa take a shovel to the head, and now the seven-year-old has only one prayer: Please, Santa, come back from the dead. But hold on! There's an angel waiting in the wings. (Wings, get it?) It's none other than the Archangel Raziel come to Earth seeking a small child with a wish that needs granting. Unfortunately, our angel's not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch, and before you can say "Kris Kringle," he's botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating in the most hilarious and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen. Move over, Charles Dickens -- it's Christopher Moore time.

Practical Demonkeeping

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Release : 2008
Genre : Demonology
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Book Rating : 211/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Practical Demonkeeping by : Christopher Moore

Download or read book Practical Demonkeeping written by Christopher Moore. This book was released on 2008. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Christopher Moore's ingenious debut novel, we meet one of the most memorably mismatched pairs in the annals of literature. The good-looking one is one-hundred-year-old ex-seminarian and 'roads' scholar Travis O'Hearn. The green one is Catch, a demon with a nasty habit of eating most of the people he meets. Behind the fake Tudor façade of Pine Cove, California, Catch sees a four-star buffet. Travis, on the other hand, thinks he sees a way of ridding himself of his toothy travelling companion. The winos, neo-pagans, and deadbeat Lotharios of Pine Cove, meanwhile, have other ideas. And none of them is quite prepared when all hell breaks loose.

Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

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Release : 2009-10-06
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 780/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove by : Christopher Moore

Download or read book Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove written by Christopher Moore. This book was released on 2009-10-06. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, so naturally—well, to be accurate, artificially—business is booming at the local blues bar. Trouble is, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a colossal sea beast named Steve with, shall we say, a thing for explosive oil tanker trucks. Suddenly, morose Pine Cove turns libidinous and is hit by a mysterious crime wave, and a beleaguered constable has to fight off his own gonzo appetites to find out what's wrong and what, if anything, to do about it.

The David Story: A Translation with Commentary of 1 and 2 Samuel

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Release : 2009-10-21
Genre : Religion
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Book Rating : 255/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The David Story: A Translation with Commentary of 1 and 2 Samuel by : Robert Alter

Download or read book The David Story: A Translation with Commentary of 1 and 2 Samuel written by Robert Alter. This book was released on 2009-10-21. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A masterpiece of contemporary Bible translation and commentary."—Los Angeles Times Book Review, Best Books of 1999 Acclaimed for its masterful new translation and insightful commentary, The David Story is a fresh, vivid rendition of one of the great works in Western literature. Robert Alter's brilliant translation gives us David, the beautiful, musical hero who slays Goliath and, through his struggles with Saul, advances to the kingship of Israel. But this David is also fully human: an ambitious, calculating man who navigates his life's course with a flawed moral vision. The consequences for him, his family, and his nation are tragic and bloody. Historical personage and full-blooded imagining, David is the creation of a literary artist comparable to the Shakespeare of the history plays.

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