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Download or read book The Journal of Solomon Sidesplitter written by . This book was released on 2018-01-21. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excerpt from The Journal of Solomon Sidesplitter: A Collection of Witticisms An old lady, meeting a teetotaller one day, who argued in favor of abstinence by observing that Adam drank nothing but water, and yet lived to a great age, replied to him that, If Adam had drunk ale, he might have lived till now, for anything she knew. A colored gentleman told the convention that he thought the prejudice against his race did not originate in their complexion, black being very popular; otherwise a man would not pay six cents to get his boots blacked, when he could get them whitewashed for half the money. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.