The Boy Who Failed Show and Tell

2021-02-02 Juvenile Fiction

Author : Jordan Sonnenblick
Release : 2021-02-02
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 245/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Boy Who Failed Show and Tell by : Jordan Sonnenblick

Download or read book The Boy Who Failed Show and Tell written by Jordan Sonnenblick. This book was released on 2021-02-02. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An unbelievably hilarous middle-grade true story from bestselling author Jordan Sonnenblick. In a typical school year, every kid has one or two things go wrong. But for Jordan, there's A LOT going wrong ALL THE TIME. Take this year. Here are some of the thing going wrong: -- His teacher hates him. Like, really hates him. Like, is totally out to get him even when he's trying to be good, and is willing to fail him on the simplest things, like show and tell. -- He has a slight breathing problem because of his asthma. And breathing is never really an optional activity. -- His pet snake has given birth to way, way, way too many baby snakes, all who need a home. -- He is finding that becoming The World's Best Drummer in no time whatsoever is maybe not the easiest goal. -- There are bullies ready to stomp him when all he has to defend himself with is a lunchbox. And all this doesn't even include the freak swing set accident, the fears inside his head, or the funniest class presentation ever. By keeping his cool (some of the time), banging on the drums (a lot), and keeping his sense of humor (all the time), Jordan's going to try to make it through the year... and grow up to write a book about it!

The Boy Who Failed Dodgeball

2022-06-28 Juvenile Nonfiction

Author : Jordan Sonnenblick
Release : 2022-06-28
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 625/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Boy Who Failed Dodgeball by : Jordan Sonnenblick

Download or read book The Boy Who Failed Dodgeball written by Jordan Sonnenblick. This book was released on 2022-06-28. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sixth grade is the worst... and also the best, as Jordan rides the ups and downs of middle-school life in hilarious fashion. Funny, outrageous things didn’t stop for Jordan Sonnenblick after he left fourth grade. No, in many ways the events detailed to hilarious effect in The Boy Who Failed Show and Tell were but a prelude to sixth grade, a time when Jordan would have to deal with... -- A rival named Jiminy (his real name is Jimmy -- but, hey, he looks like a cricket) -- A stickler English teacher who doesn’t care that all the old, worn copies of Great Expectations smell like puke -- An Evel Knievel obsession -- A first crush on a girl from band -- An assistant principal who brands Jordan a repeat offender... on his first day (If you want to know why, you have to read the book. A tooth is involved.) -- A continued reckoning with both anxiety and asthma -- And more!

Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie

2010-01-01 Young Adult Fiction

Author : Jordan Sonnenblick
Release : 2010-01-01
Genre : Young Adult Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 167/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie by : Jordan Sonnenblick

Download or read book Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie written by Jordan Sonnenblick. This book was released on 2010-01-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brave and beautiful story that will make readers laugh, and break their hearts at the same time. Now with a special note from the author! Steven has a totally normal life (well, almost).He plays drums in the All-City Jazz Band (whose members call him the Peasant), has a crush on the hottest girl in school (who doesn't even know he's alive), and is constantly annoyed by his younger brother, Jeffrey (who is cuter than cute - which is also pretty annoying). But when Jeffrey gets sick, Steven's world is turned upside down, and he is forced to deal with his brother's illness, his parents' attempts to keep the family in one piece, his homework, the band, girls, and Dangerous Pie (yes, you'll have to read the book to find out what that is!).

Notes From the Midnight Driver

2010-02-01 Young Adult Fiction

Author : Jordan Sonnenblick
Release : 2010-02-01
Genre : Young Adult Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 892/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Notes From the Midnight Driver by : Jordan Sonnenblick

Download or read book Notes From the Midnight Driver written by Jordan Sonnenblick. This book was released on 2010-02-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when you thought you had it all figured out . . . "Alex Peter Gregory, you are a moron!" Laurie slammed her palms down on my desk and stomped her foot. I get a lot of that.One car crash.One measly little car crash. And suddenly, I'm some kind of convicted felon.My parents are getting divorced, my dad is shacking up with my third-grade teacher, I might be in love with a girl who could kill me with one finger, and now I'm sentenced to babysit some insane old guy.What else could possibly go wrong?This is the story of Alex Gregory, his guitar, his best gal pal Laurie, and the friendship of a lifetime that he never would have expected.

The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade

2017-08-29 Juvenile Fiction

Author : Jordan Sonnenblick
Release : 2017-08-29
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 228/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade by : Jordan Sonnenblick

Download or read book The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade written by Jordan Sonnenblick. This book was released on 2017-08-29. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A troubled boy discovers his inner hero in this hilarious, honest, and inspiring middle-grade novel by the author of Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie. In sixth grade, bad things can happen to good kids. Bullies will find your weakness and jump on it. Teachers will say you did something wrong when really you didn’t mean to do anything wrong. The kids who joke the loudest can drown out the quieter, nicer kids. Maverick wants to change all that. One of the last things his father left him was a toy sheriff's badge, back when Maverick was little. Now he likes to carry it around to remind him of his dad—and to remind him to make school a better place for everyone . . . even if that’s a hard thing to do, especially when his own home life is falling apart. The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade is a story about standing up for yourself—and being a hero at home and in the halls of your school. Praise for The Secret Sheriff of Sixth Grade “A rewarding novel, lit with flashes of irrepressible humor.” —Booklist, starred review “Sonnenblick creates in Maverick an endearing protagonist to root for. Despite daunting obstacles, this terrific boy retains a strong sense of self, a sense of humor, and a big heart that impels him to do what's right, as when he defends his archnemesis.” —Kirkus Reviews “[A] winning formula . . . a child in crisis, lots of humorous situations and one-liners, and moments of genuine warmth and emotion.” —Horn Book

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