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The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats/Republicans Ever Said

2010-08-04 Humor
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Book Synopsis The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats/Republicans Ever Said by : Ted Rueter

Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats/Republicans Ever Said written by Ted Rueter. This book was released on 2010-08-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime -- "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) -- or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject -- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry) -- political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious. Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ("Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation"-- Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ("For those who died [in the San Francisco earthquake], their lives will never be the same again" -- Barbara Boxer). The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast.

The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said: the 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said

2005-07-01
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Book Synopsis The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said: the 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said by : Ted Reuter

Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said: the 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said written by Ted Reuter. This book was released on 2005-07-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of quotes by Democratic politicians over the past decades. For ex.: We crossed paths. Are there pictures of us dancing on a bar together? No. I don't have that,Ó Sen. John Kerry on his run-ins with George W. Bush, a Yale classmate. Being pres. is like running a cemetery: You've got a lot of people under you, & nobody's listening,Ó Bill Clinton. Flip the book over & you will find a similar collect. of quotes by Repub. For ex.: What does an actor know about politics?,Ó Ronald Reagan, criticizing Ed Asner for opposing Amer. foreign policy. You can't be pres. of the U.S. if you don't have faith. Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial & the Civil War & all that stuff.Ó George Bush, to empl. of an insur. co. during the 1992 NH pres. primary.

The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said

2000-06-20 Humor
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Release : 2000-06-20
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Book Synopsis The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said by : Ted Rueter

Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said written by Ted Rueter. This book was released on 2000-06-20. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime -- "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) -- or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject -- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry) -- political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious. Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ("Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation"-- Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ("For those who died [in the San Francisco earthquake], their lives will never be the same again" -- Barbara Boxer). The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast.

The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said

2000-06-20 Humor
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Release : 2000-06-20
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Book Synopsis The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said by : Ted Rueter

Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said written by Ted Rueter. This book was released on 2000-06-20. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime -- "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) -- or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject -- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry) -- political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious. Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ("Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation"-- Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ("For those who died [in the San Francisco earthquake], their lives will never be the same again" -- Barbara Boxer). The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast.

449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said

2009-01-01 Humor
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Release : 2009-01-01
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Book Synopsis 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said by : Ted Rueter

Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said written by Ted Rueter. This book was released on 2009-01-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it." --Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. In 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. Al Gore said, "I would have kissed Tipper longer at the convention." Hillary Rodham Clinton, during a 2000 campaign interview with Hot 97, a Manhattan hip-hop radio station, stated, "Motown, Motown: That's my era. Those are my people." Rueter snags them all and provides two wonderful collections of quotations that will truly go down in history.

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