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Tangerinephant

2005 Fiction
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Release : 2005
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 019/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Tangerinephant by : Kevin Dole 2

Download or read book Tangerinephant written by Kevin Dole 2. This book was released on 2005. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tangerinephant by Kevin Dole 2 THIS IS THE WAY TENSION BUILDS . . . Michael Tangerinephant has problems. He's on the outs with his cyborg-prostitute girlfriend. He's in trouble with his (formerly) criminal syndicate. He's been framed to take the fall in a trillion dollar stock scandal. Things seem like they can really get no worse when aliens abduct him and force him to reenact 20th century daytime television. The Chill are strange. The Chill are deranged. Unpleasant things begin to swim towards the surface of his (sub)conscious in their presence. They might drive him crazy, if he isn't there already. . . A swirling vortex of science fiction, satire, and surrealism, Tangerinephant will suck you in and chop you into moonrocks. Tangerinephant is one of the most wildly imaginative books I've read in years, ---Carlton Mellick III, author of Satan Burger The world of Kevin Dole 2 is vibrant, irreverant, and most of all important. His is the kind of jubilance found only among madmen and geniuses. ---John Edward Lawson, author of Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades

Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades

2005 Fiction
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Release : 2005
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 033/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades by : John Edward Lawson

Download or read book Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades written by John Edward Lawson. This book was released on 2005. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection highlights dark surrealism at its most experimental and absurd depths. The texts are perception-altering and soul-poisoning, humorous in the way that accidental amputation and spontaneous combustion are. From the man who works at the foot fungus factory to the man who lives in a giant rectum, Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades will leave you wondering where you misplaced your sanity.Bio: John Edward Lawson is an author and editor living just outside Washington, D.C. His poetry collections include The Horrible and The Scars are Complimentary. His novel, Last Burn in Hell, was published in 2005. John is editor-in-chief of Raw Dog Screaming Press and The Dream People webzine, and has also been editor of several anthologies, including Tempting Disaster and Sick: An Anthology of Illness.

Muscle Memory

2010-10 Fiction
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Release : 2010-10
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 012/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Muscle Memory by : Steve Lowe

Download or read book Muscle Memory written by Steve Lowe. This book was released on 2010-10. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Billy Gillespie wakes up one morning to discover his junk is gone. In its place is his wife's junk. Billy is now Tina, and Tina is dead. That's because Billy's dead. His lifeless body is still in bed and empty beer bottles and a container of antifreeze litter the kitchen counter. Over the next 24 hours, Billy and an odd assortment of neighbors, all experiencing their own bouts of body switcheroo, try to figure out what happened and why. Can they do it before the Feds find Billy's body? Was it aliens that caused this, or God, or the government? And did Edgar Winter really sleep with his sheep? Pro football Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw has those answers in a story that asks, What Would Kirk Cameron Do?

The Egg Said Nothing

2010 Fiction
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Release : 2010
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 268/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Egg Said Nothing by : Caris O'Malley

Download or read book The Egg Said Nothing written by Caris O'Malley. This book was released on 2010. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Manny. He's your average shut-in with a penchant for late night television and looting local fountains for coins. With eight locks on his door and newspapers covering his windows, he's a more than a bit paranoid, too. His wasn't a great life, but it was comfortable-at least it was until the morning he awoke with an egg between his legs. But what might have been a curse becomes a charm as this unlikely event leads him to all night diner, where he finds inedible pie, undrinkable coffee, and the girl of his dreams. But can this unexpected chance at love survive after the egg cracks and time itself turns against him, dead-set on rerouting history and putting a shovel to the face of the one person who could bring real and lasting change to Manny's world?

Bucket of Face

2010-10 Fiction
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Release : 2010-10
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 314/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Bucket of Face by : Eric Hendrixson

Download or read book Bucket of Face written by Eric Hendrixson. This book was released on 2010-10. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.

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