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Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes

2012-05 Fiction
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Release : 2012-05
Genre : Fiction
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Book Synopsis Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes by : Robert P. Wills

Download or read book Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes written by Robert P. Wills. This book was released on 2012-05. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two Gnomes are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable second-hand wand store that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable second-hand wand wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Everything changes when they combine their talents: City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomes involved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to deal with them. Things are looking up for the Gnomes! From multi-headed travelers, to Half-Orcs just trying to obey their mates, everyone seems to come to the Second Hand Wand Shoppe to either buy or sell a wand. Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far) Rat, a Trolless who runs the Tavern across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School of Magic (with definite Mob ties). Bask in this 103K+ word illustrated adventure now

They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes

2012-07 Fiction
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Release : 2012-07
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 058/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes written by Robert P. Wills. This book was released on 2012-07. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tales from a Second Hand Wand Shoppe (Book 1): They were the Best of Gnomes, They were the Worse of Gnomes. Two Gnomes- Grimbledung and Drimblerod- are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable Second Hand Wand Shop that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable Second Hand Wand Wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Everything changes when they combine their talents:City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomes involved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to deal with them. Things are definitely looking up for the Gnomes! From multi-headed travelers looking for a good time, mysterious cloaked figures, to Half-Orcs just trying to obey their mates, everyone seems to come to the Second Hand Wand Shoppe to either buy or sell a wand. Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far) Rat, a Trolless who runs the Tavern and Restaurant across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School of Magic (with definite Mob ties). We'd say that all that was missing was a love story, but there's one of those tucked neatly in a chapter as well. You're welcome. Bask in the warm glow that is Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe! As you move through this 106K+ word, illustrated adventure, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll never be the same.

They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes

2014-10-15
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Release : 2014-10-15
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Book Rating : 760/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes by : Robert P. Wills

Download or read book They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes written by Robert P. Wills. This book was released on 2014-10-15. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two Gnomes are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable second-hand wand store that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable second-hand wand wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Everything changes when they combine their talents: City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomes involved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to deal with them. Things are looking up for the Gnomes! From multi-headed travelers, to Half-Orcs just trying to obey their mates, everyone seems to come to the Second Hand Wand Shoppe to either buy or sell a wand. Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far) Rat, a Trolless who runs the Tavern across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School of Magic (with definite Mob ties). Bask in this 103K+ word *illustrated* adventure which starts an ongoing series. The books have slapstick violence, mild potty humor, occasional drinking, and often cantankerous Halflings. Well, the Halflings do invade in book 3 so some people die at that point but it is not graphic. Except for the security guard with the shiny red battle armor. He has a tough time of it...

Hard Work. No Play

2014-02-18 Humor
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Release : 2014-02-18
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 370/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Hard Work. No Play by : Robert P. Wills

Download or read book Hard Work. No Play written by Robert P. Wills. This book was released on 2014-02-18. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It really, really does. Jack should be more involved in play than work. All play and no work makes Jack a fun boy. That's how we like Jack; fun. Put a bookmark anywhere in this book and place it on your end table, coffee table, or bathroom. When guests come over and they flip through this book. They will become confused. Confused guests are fun to have. So is a fun Jack who plays instead of works.

Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: Book 2 - Gnomes, and Halflings, and Assassins! Oh My!

2013-12 Fiction
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Release : 2013-12
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 162/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: Book 2 - Gnomes, and Halflings, and Assassins! Oh My! by : Robert P. Wills

Download or read book Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: Book 2 - Gnomes, and Halflings, and Assassins! Oh My! written by Robert P. Wills. This book was released on 2013-12. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aution lay in ruins. Charred, smoldering ruins. The Gnomes, Rat, and Nulu make their way to Big Julie's School of Magic. They're looking for a place to hide out until things cool down. News hasn't spread about Grimbledung being responsible for the town-wide fire and they want to keep it that way. Julesville is founded around Julie's school and everything seems to be moving along smoothly until a newly-unemployed Werewolf and Haberdashery owner show up. With Akita and Pozzuoli in town, things aren't looking good for Grimbledung! Fortunately for him, the impending Halfling invasion gets everyone's attention. When a contingent of battle-hardened Halflings arrive in town and declares Martial Law, things look dire. To make matters worse, the Halfling Army masses on the other side of the Anti-Ogre wall. Working together, the gang tricks the Halfling soldiers into leaving Julesville (intact even), repels the Halfling invasion, and restores peace to The Lands. Well, not really those last two...

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