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The Dumbest Things Ever Said

2017-09-01 Reference
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Book Synopsis The Dumbest Things Ever Said by : Steven D. Price

Download or read book The Dumbest Things Ever Said written by Steven D. Price. This book was released on 2017-09-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.

The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said

2010-12-08 Humor
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Release : 2010-12-08
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 621/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said by : Ross Petras

Download or read book The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said written by Ross Petras. This book was released on 2010-12-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and infamous figures past and present -- a complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth champions of all time.

The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said

1994-05-07 Humor
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Release : 1994-05-07
Genre : Humor
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Book Synopsis The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said by : Ross Petras

Download or read book The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said written by Ross Petras. This book was released on 1994-05-07. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the many readers still laughing from The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, here are 776 even stupider quotes overheard around the world.

Stupidest Things Ever Said

2011-11-02 Humor
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Release : 2011-11-02
Genre : Humor
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Book Synopsis Stupidest Things Ever Said by : Kathryn Petras

Download or read book Stupidest Things Ever Said written by Kathryn Petras. This book was released on 2011-11-02. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not just stupidity, but obsessive stupidity! Not just random stupidity, but organized stupidity! Here, from the celebrated collectors of the stupidest things ever said, it’s the cre`me de la cre`me of stupidities, made even funnier and more compelling in an irresistible top 10 list format. Try one: The Top 10 Stupidest Actual Book Titles: 1. A Toddler’s Guide to the Rubber Industry 2. Constipation and our Civilization 3. Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers 4. The Secret of Sphincters 5. A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating 6. Life and Laughter ’midst the Cannibals 7. Be Bold With Bananas 8. Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport 9. Collect Fungi on Stamps 10. A Study of Hospital Waiting Lists in Cardiff, 1953–1954 Plus lost-in-translation moments. Doubles entendres. Political speeches, foreign menus, traffic signs. Celebrities on literature, on homelessness, on revealing too much about themselves. Mangled cliche ́s and bizarre analogies, the wit of the witless and comedy of the clueless—never before have so many said something so dumb, now in one book.

Stupid Movie Lines

2011-07-06 Humor
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Release : 2011-07-06
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 954/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Stupid Movie Lines by : Kathryn Petras

Download or read book Stupid Movie Lines written by Kathryn Petras. This book was released on 2011-07-06. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creme de la crud of screen history "War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!" --Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954) "Visits? That would indicate visitors." --Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) "When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people." --Hero to heroine in The Slime People (1962) "Suck the coffin mushroom now." --The Ultimate Vampire (1991) "This is bad." --Leonardo DiCaprio as the you-know-what hits the you-know-what in Titanic (1997)

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