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Punch Out the President! (and Pals)

2004-04 Humor
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Release : 2004-04
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 450/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Punch Out the President! (and Pals) by : Patrick Regan

Download or read book Punch Out the President! (and Pals) written by Patrick Regan. This book was released on 2004-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." --George W. Bush, October 4, 2000 Have you ever wondered what it would have been like to party with George W. during his freewheeling frat days at Yale? Have you ever noticed the eerie similarities between Vice President Cheney and Austin Powers' Dr. Evil? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to cast Donald Rumsfeld in the role of a chickenhawk-like superhero? Well, wonder no more! With the Punch Out the President! (and Pals) paper doll set, you can experience these playtime scenarios and many, many more! Punch Out the President! includes four honest-to-goodness (okay, perhaps that's not the most appropriate phrase in this case) ten-inch-tall, perforated paper dolls including George W., Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and the ever-animated Attorney General John Ashcroft. (Be warned, readers of faint heart, the dolls-Cheney included-come clad only in their skivvies!) Along with the four horsemen of the ridiculous, the set includes 16 outfits (four for each doll) and loads of clever accessories. Dick Cheney as a long-haired, tree-hugging neo-hippie? Why not?! Rummy as Beat Poet in beret and black turtleneck sweater? Sure! Ashcroft as a dandy art critic? Of course. After all, these outfits are no more ridiculous than the Commander in Chief decked out in his infamous flight suit, right? The possibilities are enormous-and the outfits are hilarious. The emperor may have no clothes, but these guys have closets so full there's hardly any room for the skeletons. And unlike most things in Washington, this play set really works! The outfits and accessories attach to the dolls with fold-down tabs just like the ones we played with as kids. Adding to all this fun is insightful (or more properly, incite-ful) commentary for each outfit, outrageous-but-true quotes, clever quizzes and games, and plenty of other surprises along the way. All-in-all, Punch Out the President is a true and fitting tribute to the D.C. boys club.

The Book of Bad Habits

2006-09 Humor
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Release : 2006-09
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 761/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Book of Bad Habits by : Patrick Regan

Download or read book The Book of Bad Habits written by Patrick Regan. This book was released on 2006-09. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for laughs? Get thee to a nunnery! The Book of Bad Habits takes us behind convent walls for a hilarious look at nuns like you've never seen them before. Absolutely authentic, unretouched vintage photos offer glimpses of nuns at ease and in action. Wry, clever captions complete this unholy alliance of words and pictures. Not to worry, Mother Superior-it's all harmless fun. After all, all pray and no play makes for a very dull day. Nuns with guns! Nuns with pool cues! Nuns with cigarettes, footballs, fire hoses, and flying fists! Holy Mother! Have these sisters lost their religion? Hell, no . . . they're just nuns having fun, and this book catches them in the act. At risk of attracting a lightning bolt from the blue, author Patrick Regan has rifled through the Vatican's photo files and unearthed an eye-opening array of candid snaps of holy sisters doing some rather un-nunlike things. Paired with irreverent (to say the least) text, this book is guaranteed to induce "church giggles" of the highest order.

Pals

2010-02 Fiction
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Release : 2010-02
Genre : Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 642/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Pals by : Carl E. Ring, Jr.

Download or read book Pals written by Carl E. Ring, Jr.. This book was released on 2010-02. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sequestered in a top-secret government shadow agency's medical facility after sustaining injuries in a car-bombing, Nick Drizos tries to recover his memory and wonders who would try to kill a mild-mannered Florida bond trader. But Nick's memories eventually begin to resurface, and he suspects it has something to do with his two closest childhood friends, the senator's niece, or his mystical colleague. Tended by three gorgeous nurses and monitored closely by spymaster Ben Adams, Nick has little time to unravel the mystery while trying to find the turncoat hiding in his midst.

Every Mother Is a Queen Mother

2006 Family & Relationships
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Release : 2006
Genre : Family & Relationships
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 396/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Every Mother Is a Queen Mother by : Patrick Regan

Download or read book Every Mother Is a Queen Mother written by Patrick Regan. This book was released on 2006. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who else but members of The Red Cat Society-a group of fun-loving tabbies inspired by The Red Hat Society-knows more about motherhood? And who else could be more qualified (and more likely!) to tell it like it is? Every Mother Is a Queen Mother is The Red Cat Society's latest book, and it's guaranteed to have you howling at the disputable delights of motherhood. With lively humor and irresistible illustrations, Every Mother Is a Queen Mother celebrates the true heroines of modern society-women who have not only experienced motherhood but survived long enough to become "experienced mothers" (or as the book calls them, "mothers-of-a-certain-age"). Filled with clever quips and quotes, tongue-in-cheek beauty tips, and comical musings on child rearing, aging, and empty nests, this book is sure to strike a chord with every woman who has experienced the slings and arrows, sacrifices, skinned knees, and simple joys of motherhood. Whether cat lover or Red Hatter or both, every "well-red" mother will find something to laugh about in Every Mother Is a Queen Mother.

We Wasn't Pals

2001 Literary Collections
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Release : 2001
Genre : Literary Collections
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 428/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis We Wasn't Pals by : Barry Callaghan

Download or read book We Wasn't Pals written by Barry Callaghan. This book was released on 2001. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ignored by critics and readers of the time, these poems were written by Canadians who witnessed the horror of World War I first-hand, forming an anthology in which the forgotten experiences of a decade are finally remembered.

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