Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Release : 2011-12-12
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 067/5 ( reviews)
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Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Pilot Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Pilot Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young. This book was released on 2011-12-12. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of pilot jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pilot Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of pilot jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one pilot joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many pilot jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do pilots wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A pilot and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Pilot turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the pilot.The pilot's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the pilot who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do pilots laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
