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Ninja, Ninja, Never Stop!

2014-04-15 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2014-04-15
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 328/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Ninja, Ninja, Never Stop! by : Todd Tuell

Download or read book Ninja, Ninja, Never Stop! written by Todd Tuell. This book was released on 2014-04-15. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow this little ninja as he sneaks up on the family dog, swipes a cookie from his brother, and escapes from Granny’s kiss . . . only to be out-ninja’d by his younger brother’s sneak attack! Young readers will be drawn in by the fast-paced rhymes that parallel the little ninja’s quick moves, and will chant the refrain with glee! This humorous ode to stalking, sneaking, spying, and scheming is sure to be read over and over again, inspiring imaginary play for a new generation of ninjas. Praise for Ninja, Ninja, Never Stop "Bright primary hues add an energetic yet retro feel to Carpenter’s illustrations... a good choice for mischievous preschoolers with an interest in the martial arts." --Kirkus Reviews "The blocky, bold illustrations and quickly paced narrative combine to evoke satisfying comic-book action." --School Library Journal

Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

2015-03-20 Humor
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Release : 2015-03-20
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 914/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book by : Robert Hamburger

Download or read book Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book written by Robert Hamburger. This book was released on 2015-03-20. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger

Ninjas for Beginners

2015-02-10
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Release : 2015-02-10
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Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 304/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Ninjas for Beginners by : Mike Fury

Download or read book Ninjas for Beginners written by Mike Fury. This book was released on 2015-02-10. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover All The Secrets of A Ninja in Just 10 Days BONUS - Get Your Free 10,000 Word Report on 55 Power Habits Ninjas are the epitamy of cool awesomeness. Most of us have wanted to be a ninja all of our lives! In all actuallity, we all have been training to be ninjas since we were kids. Whether you were silently stealing cookies from the kitchen, or sneaking out of your bedroom to meet friends, you were unknowingly training to be a super awesome ninja! If you have a problem you can learn how to take care of it by actually becoming a real life ninja. Take those skills you honed from childhood and apply them toward becoming a ninja. Is your brother-in-law a bullying meathead? Is your supervisor a deluxe bullying meathead filled to the brim with protein powder? Would you like to slip away from your desk undetected for a longer lunch break? You can do all of these things right now. Cease the day and learn to be a ninja! You think you are too old? Pish-posh, your never too old! With this book you can learn all of the secrets of the ninja. After you read this book you will be a certified ninja with all of the skills and training you will need to apply sneezing powder to you meathead supervisors keyboard undetected. You can then sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. With this book you too can learn too can learn to be a super bad ass, awesome sauce ninja in just 5 easy to understand chapters: 1. Learn all about ninja history. Yes, it's improtant! 2. Learn how to dress like a real life ninja. 3. Learn to think like a ninja and live the lifestyle of the ninja. Become one with the ninja way. 4. Learn ninjutsu, the art of being a ninja. Learn techniques like how to look like a rock to making smokebombs to help with your stealthy escape. 5. Weapons, lots and lots of ninja weapons. Want to Know More? Download the Book Today Just Scroll to the top of the page and select the Buy Button. ----- TAGS: ninjas for beginners, ninja, ninja guide, ninja history, ninjutsu, kung fu, karate

Ninja's Path

2011-11-22 Humor
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Release : 2011-11-22
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 556/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Ninja's Path by : Kutyuso Deep

Download or read book Ninja's Path written by Kutyuso Deep. This book was released on 2011-11-22. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With seventy illustrations portraying the simple joys of the ninja lifestyle, this concise and elegantly designed book gives ninjas messages of peace and illumination in the virtues, rewards, ideals, and emotions of their chosen profession—silent assassination. The Ninja’s Path is for anyone who understands that the “wellness” messages typically spouted by the world leave the silent assassin a castrated version of his former self, overflowing with useless emotions like compassion and love. Kutyuso Deep calls on all ninjas—aspiring and professional—to ignore all that! Instead, with this book in hand, they can finally focus on the pure and simple pleasures that come from intimidating those around them, stalking a target from the shadows, or eviscerating an enemy in his sleep. Ninjas can now turn their attention to the seven pillars of ninjitsu wellness—Social, Occupational, Spiritual, Intellectual, Emotional, Environmental, and Physical—as poetically described and exquisitely illustrated in this book. Each pillar is represented by ten core values for which the author has provided an inspirational saying and illustration to help reveal how each value applies to the ninja.

Ninjas

2015-07-15 Juvenile Nonfiction
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Release : 2015-07-15
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Book Rating : 750/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Ninjas by : Rupert Matthews

Download or read book Ninjas written by Rupert Matthews. This book was released on 2015-07-15. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Today, many people use the word “ninja” to describe being particularly good or stealthy about something. But ninjas were real Japanese fighters! Most active from about 1450 to just after 1600, ninjas were highly trained, silent killers. Readers learn to parse the truth from the legends about ninjas through detailed historical content, including the 18 skills ninjas of the 1700s were taught. A colorful layout and up-close photographs of ninja weapons enhance the high-interest topic and emphasize the amazing truths of these fearless fighters throughout history.

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