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Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back!

2011-11-01 Humor
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Release : 2011-11-01
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 084/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back! by : Amanda McCall

Download or read book Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back! written by Amanda McCall. This book was released on 2011-11-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finding the bright side of a terrible situation has never been easier, thanks to the adorable baby animal postcards found in Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back. Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz, nationally bestselling authors of Grandma’s Dead and Why is Daddy in a Dress?, are back with their third collection of cuteness designed to soften life’s unexpected blows, whether you’re dealing with shark attacks, incurable diseases, or incarcerations in filthy third world prisons. With delicious dark humor in vein of The Bunny Suicides, Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back even includes a bonus DIY crafts section to help you find the sunny side of any catastrophe.

Grandma's Dead

2011-11-15 Humor
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Release : 2011-11-15
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 404/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Grandma's Dead by : Amanda McCall

Download or read book Grandma's Dead written by Amanda McCall. This book was released on 2011-11-15. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Avoid the messy confrontations that accompany delivering bad news personally and let one of these cute baby animal postcards deliver the devastating message for you. Are you afraid to tell your girlfriend that her ass looks fat? Do you need to explain to your nephew that dreams don't come true? Why not let a cute, fuzzy bunny do it for you! We understand how hard it is to tell someone that you're sleeping with his wife, so let a photograph of a duckling sleeping on a teddy bear soften the blow. These perforated postcards answer all of your cowardly prayers—you'll finally be able to tell the truth without ever conquering your fear of confrontation. Let these adorable baby animals supply a silver lining to any bad situation and avoid, a long, tearful afternoon explaining why daddy's never coming home.

Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

2017-10-17 Humor
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Release : 2017-10-17
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 007/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot by : Ben Schwartz

Download or read book Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot written by Ben Schwartz. This book was released on 2017-10-17. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial. For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips -- complete with illustrations -- that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

Pinto's Hope

2003 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2003
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 146/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Pinto's Hope by : Deborah A. Harrell

Download or read book Pinto's Hope written by Deborah A. Harrell. This book was released on 2003. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve year old Pinto Morales lives in a small remote village in El Salvador and dreams of going to the university and playing professional soccer. A landmine, left behind after the years of civil war, shatters his leg. Will it shatter his dream?

Time Beyond Beginning

1998-09-01 Fiction
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Release : 1998-09-01
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 061/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Time Beyond Beginning by : William Sarabande

Download or read book Time Beyond Beginning written by William Sarabande. This book was released on 1998-09-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dark forces are at work within the realms of earth and sky, and a savage new dance of life and death is about to begin....the internationally acclaimed saga of the First Americans continues in this long-awaited novel from bestseller William Sarabande. As the Ice Age draws to a close, the men and women living on the northeast coast of the North American continent struggle to adapt to their rapidly changing environment. Ancient cultures clash as warriors battle for vital hunting territories. When a mammoth is seen in a forest, the shaman, who is also brother to the headman, conjures wondrous and terrifying visions for his imperiled band as he goads them to hunt a beast that may be the last of its kind. Although an ancient legend promises death for the People on the day that the last mammoth dies, the shaman counters with a legendary promise of his own--that those who dare hunt, kill, and consume the flesh of the mammoth will be made invincible in battle. The hunt is successful but the headman is killed--and the shaman comes to power and takes possession of his brother's woman and daughter. Although he has no suspicion of his uncle's treachery, the eldest son of the former headman must live with the fear of the charging mammoth that caused him to feign injury rather than risk his own life to save his father's. Now, as the last mammoth walks the land, a young warrior who has lost nearly everything to his enemies must learn new ways, or die in a world where men, women, and even children dare not be less than heroes.

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