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Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids

2007-04-24 Humor
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Release : 2007-04-24
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 568/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids by : Andy Riley

Download or read book Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids written by Andy Riley. This book was released on 2007-04-24. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Loads more laughs—from the man who put the funny in The Book of Bunny Suicides. Just when you were about to run out of lies to tell small children, the creator of the bestselling Bunny Suicides books is back with more wickedly funny falsehoods for the truly twisted. Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale guaranteed to trouble guileless minds and crack up the grown-ups. So, find yourself a wide-eyed youngster and ask: Did you know... • If you rub two redheaded kids together, you can make fire • Your dad's got one nipple and two belly buttons • If you drop a tooth in a glass of Coke, after a day it becomes a white butterfly • French people eat croissants and poo baguettes • If you cut a badger in half with an axe it turns into two chipmunks If Andy Riley believed in wearing pants, they'd be on fire right now! For the inner child and pathological liar in all of us, Loads More Lies is truly hysterical.

Great Lies to Tell Small Kids

2006-01-31 Humor
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Release : 2006-01-31
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 245/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Great Lies to Tell Small Kids by : Andy Riley

Download or read book Great Lies to Tell Small Kids written by Andy Riley. This book was released on 2006-01-31. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More wicked humor from the mind of the bestselling author of The Book of Bunny Suicides and The Return of the Bunny Suicides. Cartoonist Andy Riley turns his irreverent wit to another group of small creatures that lurk among us seemingly everywhere: children. From the benign (every ant you meet must be named) to the truly cruel (Ronald McDonald is dead!), each hilarious cartoon has a tall tale to educate children and entertain wicked adults everywhere.

The Book of Bunny Suicides

2010-12 Rabbits
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Release : 2010-12
Genre : Rabbits
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 004/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Book of Bunny Suicides by : Andy Riley

Download or read book The Book of Bunny Suicides written by Andy Riley. This book was released on 2010-12. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is dark humour at its best - a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons which will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side.

Lying to Children

2016-12-12 Fiction
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Release : 2016-12-12
Genre : Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 520/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Lying to Children by : Alex Shahla

Download or read book Lying to Children written by Alex Shahla. This book was released on 2016-12-12. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fictional father writes letters to his college-aged daughter and son remembering events, large and small, from their family's past in the poignant and hilarious Lying to Children. This collection of sometimes outrageous, sometimes sad, often heartwarming interconnected vignettes features a delightful confessional celebration of family life told in stories from a dad's unique perspective. Centered around the untruths parents regularly tell their kids in an effort to protect (or silence) them--from "Daddy Loves his Job" to "There's a Jolly Fat Man who Brings You Presents (Assembly Required)" --Lying to Children is an unforgettable familial history filled with laughter, tears, and life lessons, and brimming over with a somewhat-less-than-perfect suburban dad's unwavering love.

More

2012-03-06 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2012-03-06
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 866/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis More by : I. C. Springman

Download or read book More written by I. C. Springman. This book was released on 2012-03-06. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One magpie, lots of stuff, and a few friendly mice show us that less is more. This innovative and spare picture book asks the question: When is MORE more than enough? Can a team of well-intentioned mice save their friend from hoarding too much stuff? With breathtaking illustrations from the award-winning Brian Lies, this book about conservation wraps an important message in a beautiful package.

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