K is for Knifeball

2012-09-14 Humor

Author : Avery Monsen
Release : 2012-09-14
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 265/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis K is for Knifeball by : Avery Monsen

Download or read book K is for Knifeball written by Avery Monsen. This book was released on 2012-09-14. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead. In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it’s perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks nearly identical to the physical book. Praise for K is for Knifeball “Great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun.” —Geek Alerts

All My Friends Are Dead

2013-10-01 Humor

Author : Avery Monsen
Release : 2013-10-01
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 38X/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis All My Friends Are Dead by : Avery Monsen

Download or read book All My Friends Are Dead written by Avery Monsen. This book was released on 2013-10-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

P Is for Pterodactyl

2018-11-13 Juvenile Nonfiction

Author : Raj Haldar
Release : 2018-11-13
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 335/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis P Is for Pterodactyl by : Raj Haldar

Download or read book P Is for Pterodactyl written by Raj Haldar. This book was released on 2018-11-13. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!

All My Friends Are Still Dead

2012-02-24 Humor

Author : Jory John
Release : 2012-02-24
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 048/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis All My Friends Are Still Dead by : Jory John

Download or read book All My Friends Are Still Dead written by Jory John. This book was released on 2012-02-24. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of the breakout best seller All my friends are dead comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, legendary monsters, and inanimate objects.

No Reading Allowed

2020-11-10 Juvenile Nonfiction

Author : Raj Haldar
Release : 2020-11-10
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 265/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis No Reading Allowed by : Raj Haldar

Download or read book No Reading Allowed written by Raj Haldar. This book was released on 2020-11-10. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

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