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I Could Pee on This

2012-08-03 Humor
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Release : 2012-08-03
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 869/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis I Could Pee on This by : Francesco Marciuliano

Download or read book I Could Pee on This written by Francesco Marciuliano. This book was released on 2012-08-03. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

I Could Pee on This, Too

2016-08-16
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Release : 2016-08-16
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Book Rating : 153/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis I Could Pee on This, Too by : Francesco Marciuliano

Download or read book I Could Pee on This, Too written by Francesco Marciuliano. This book was released on 2016-08-16. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.

I Could Chew on This

2013-07-30 Poetry
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Release : 2013-07-30
Genre : Poetry
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Book Rating : 805/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis I Could Chew on This by : Francesco Marciuliano

Download or read book I Could Chew on This written by Francesco Marciuliano. This book was released on 2013-07-30. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

I Knead My Mommy

2014-08-05 Pets
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Release : 2014-08-05
Genre : Pets
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Book Rating : 129/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis I Knead My Mommy by : Francesco Marciuliano

Download or read book I Knead My Mommy written by Francesco Marciuliano. This book was released on 2014-08-05. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No,'" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

Throw the Damn Ball

2013-10-29 Humor
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Release : 2013-10-29
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 229/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Throw the Damn Ball by : R. D. Rosen

Download or read book Throw the Damn Ball written by R. D. Rosen. This book was released on 2013-10-29. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of poetry by dogs—the perfect gift for lovers of literature and pups alike. “Dogs seldom make passes At dogs passing gasses.” Are these the words of Dorothy Parker? Ogden Nash? Nope, the author is Sparky from Milton, Pennsylvania. Sparky, Snowy, Tucker, Louie, these canine laureates have written a volume of poetry displaying the brilliance and wit we've always suspected our dogs were hiding from us. They also, it turns out, revere the human geniuses who came before them, as you’ll see with “There Is No Frigate Like A Pavement”—an homage to Emily Dickinson—and “Do Not Go Gentle.” Yes, Dylan Thomas would love it.

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