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Author : Craig Brass
Release : 2001
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 298/5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis How to Quit Golf by : Craig Brass
Download or read book How to Quit Golf written by Craig Brass. This book was released on 2001. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous 12-step program offers golf addicts the guidance, counseling, and tough love essential for breaking the addictive constraints of the most demanding game of all time.
Author : David Divot
Release : 2004-07-12
Genre : Sports & Recreation
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 049/5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis The Fundamentals of Quitting Golf by : David Divot
Download or read book The Fundamentals of Quitting Golf written by David Divot. This book was released on 2004-07-12. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fundamentals of Quitting Golf offers permanent relief, or perhaps just a chuckle, to golf sufferers who swear they are going to quit the game, often using very colorful language. As explained by author David Divot, your mind is cluttered with excuses for your poor play: lack of lessons, bad courses, old clubs, new clubs and on and on. Quitting "cold turkey" does not work because, subconsciously, you want to believe this nonsense. But with Divot's ten-year course of treatment, you eventually admit that there is no excuse for your game. Explore techniques to control your anger and depression. Then ponder why you would put that monumental achievement at risk by trying to golf. Discover that having confidence in your game is the surest way to shatter your confidence. Consider why golf magazines constantly offer new tips for curing the same problems that were supposedly cured by the tips offered in previous issues. Find out how to heighten your disappointment by pretending you have some control over where your ball will go. You may not cure your golf affliction with The Fundamentals of Quitting Golf, but at least you'll have a good laugh trying.
Author : Craig Brass
Release : 2002-10
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 633/5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis How to Quit Golf by : Craig Brass
Download or read book How to Quit Golf written by Craig Brass. This book was released on 2002-10. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All golfers know they don't need to play golf. The problem is they don't know how to quit. Every time a golfer thinks of quitting, the game entices him back with a 250-yard drive down the middle, an unfathomable recovery shot to the green, or a birdie on the hardest hole, as if to say, "You're almost there, just a little more work and you'll get it. Any day now you'll have the game figured out and when you do you'll be the envy of all." But it's not going to happen and everyone knows it, because no one gets any better at this game. The perfect gift for the golfer who just can't get enough, How to Quit Golfoffers the guidance, counseling and tough love necessary to abstain from the most addictive, demanding and maddening game known to man. And if quitting isn't an option, Craig Brass's "12-Step Program" makes it clear that laughing is.
Author : Danny Cahill
Release : 2024-03-05
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : /5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis How to Quit Golf (and Get Your Life Back) by : Danny Cahill
Download or read book How to Quit Golf (and Get Your Life Back) written by Danny Cahill. This book was released on 2024-03-05. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need to quit golf? Take a short quiz! 1. Do you show your golf scorecards to, well, uh . . . anyone? 2. At dinner, do you find yourself practicing your grip on your utensils? (The Vs of the fork’s first tine, for the righthander, should point to the right shoulder.) 3. Look above you. Are there marks on the ceilings of your house because you can’t help but try to “bust one” even when you’re indoors and there is no ball? 4. Have you taken to reflexively calling your children “pards?” 5. Do other golf aphorisms make their way into your personal life? (Examples include finding your lost car keys and with a shrug saying, “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again,” or feeding your actual dog and exhorting, “Time to let the big dog eat!”) 6. Does your dry cleaner, never having seen your swing but processing your bill, assume you are a golf pro? 7. Do you think of all spatial relationships in the real world in terms of golfing distance? (When parking at the mall and your wife suggests you are too far away, do you say, “What? It’s like a stock gap wedge to Panera from here.” When she disagrees, do you break out the Bushnell and shoot the store’s signage?) If you answered “Yes” to any of the above, you really, really need to quit golf. Danny Cahill will make you laugh and nod with recognition in his latest book (part social satire/ commentary; part clever psychological study) about the game of golf and its intoxicating hold on those who love it. A likeable middle-aged golfer (coping with the thought that everything is in decline at this time of life) has crossed over from healthy hobby to unmanageable obsession. He knows he should quit spending so much time working on his golf game. He knows his life at home is unraveling. But fully aware of just how much the game is laying waste to his powers, he nevertheless continues to count the hours to his next tee time. Cahill’s comic treatment of middle-age reckoning told through the lens of an obsessed golfer also takes a deep dive into the sport's ecosystem and its inherent appeal (and silliness?). Cahill’s acute powers of observation will impress as he unravels golf’s ability to entice like no other endeavor—and how to ultimately let go and preserve what matters. Any serious golfer will see themselves in Cahill’s hero—they've thought his thoughts, shared his fears, and dealt with the effects on their family. The book will make golfers laugh, but also feel completely understood. The book explores the human need to find something that can still be improved, and through the prism of golf, examines the innate futility in trying to find meaning in a game that is, like the protagonist's life, both impossible to master and intermittently filled with joy and sorrow.
Author : Fred Fruisen
Release : 2017-02-21
Genre : Sports & Recreation
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 860/5 ( reviews)
Book Synopsis 50 Reasons to Hate Golf and Why You Should Never Stop Playing by : Fred Fruisen
Download or read book 50 Reasons to Hate Golf and Why You Should Never Stop Playing written by Fred Fruisen. This book was released on 2017-02-21. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every golfer has a love/hate relationship with the game. What we love about golf one day, we curse at the next. We've all been frustrated to the point of breaking our clubs or vowing to sell them, announcing our departure from this infuriating sport only to show up at the course the next day, excited to play again. Golf is a game that teases, thrills, torments, and teaches. 50 Reasons to Hate Golf and Why You Should Never Stop Playing is a hilarious look at this addictive, wonderful, strange, beautiful, exasperating, mystifying sport and the culture surrounding it that people have been obsessed with for more than 500 years. With an introduction by Chris Rodell, author, columnist, and golf fanatic. Featured in the Golf Channel.
