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How Santa Lost His Jollies

2011-05-05 Humor
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Release : 2011-05-05
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 406/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis How Santa Lost His Jollies by : Deborah Reis

Download or read book How Santa Lost His Jollies written by Deborah Reis. This book was released on 2011-05-05. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brimming with laugh-out-loud Santa stories, How Santa Lost His Jollies is a humorous take on Santa "events" from around the globe, from Santa gropers, to flying Santas (Elvis impersonators), to patented Santa traps, and of course, the usual kids (naughty) with their Santa-defying tricks. Drawn from genuine, and documented, news articles, How Santa Lost His Jollies reveals the trial and tribulations- even dangerous situations -endured by today's Santa. Well, not the real Santa, but those jolly old elves who work the trade for dollars. Admittedly, it was one dark and dismal Christmas Eve when in a desperate attempt to ignite my own holiday spirit, I resorted to dredging up Santa-in-the-news events off the internet. It wasn't long before I found myself laughing out loud. Therein lies the beginning of How Santa Lost His Jollies -- as well as the crummy feeling one gets upon discovering that the guy who delivered your first bicycle is right now busy getting his nose bloodied and a couple of eyes seriously discolored in a back alley, one quite possibly located near you. Santa stories, like all holiday stories, are meant to be shared. Accordingly, each Santa news event has been reconfigured to include a short multiple-choice quiz designed to keep both grinches and guests engaged and amused. You already know the scene: Christmas day; cooks in the kitchen; kids squabbling over noisy, blinking toys; teenagers tying up the TV with noisier, electronic games; guys swapping fish stories; and the self-appointed in-law joke-teller laughing at his own dirty jokes. Time to open How Santa Lost His Jollies, assign the family grinch to read the stories out loud and let the cooks, kids, and by now slightly inebriated men-folk guess the punch lines. Only right answers count.

When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho!

2008-10-07 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2008-10-07
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 399/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho! by : Laura Rader

Download or read book When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho! written by Laura Rader. This book was released on 2008-10-07. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's almost Christmas, and everyone—from Mrs. Claus right down to the littlest elf—is getting ready for the big day. But there's something wrong at the North Pole. It's just a bit too . . . quiet. Oh no! Santa has lost his laugh! Where could it be? And how can there be Christmas without Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! From the author of Santa's New Suit and Who'll Pull Santa's Sleigh Tonight? comes a holiday romp that's sure to make readers giggle with glee.

The Jolly Christmas Postman

2014-10-02 Juvenile Nonfiction
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Release : 2014-10-02
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Book Rating : 111/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Jolly Christmas Postman by : Janet Ahlberg

Download or read book The Jolly Christmas Postman written by Janet Ahlberg. This book was released on 2014-10-02. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas Eve and the JOLLY POSTMAN is delivering greetings to various fairy-tale characters - there's a card for Baby Bear, a game appropriately called 'Beware' for Red Riding Hood from Mr Wolf, a get-well jigsaw for hospitalised Humpty Dumpty and three more surprise envelopes containing letters, cards, etc. Everyone's favourite postman keeps on peddling his bicycle up hill and down dale . . . and into everybody's hearts.

How Santa Lost His Job

2004-09
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Release : 2004-09
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Book Rating : 243/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis How Santa Lost His Job by : Stephen Krensky

Download or read book How Santa Lost His Job written by Stephen Krensky. This book was released on 2004-09. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frustrated by Santa's slowness at Christmastime, the elf Muckle creates a mechanical replacement called the Deliverator, and proposes a series of contests to prove that it can do Santa's job better than he can.

Saint Mick

2017-10-17 Biography & Autobiography
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Release : 2017-10-17
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Book Rating : 819/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Saint Mick by : Mick Foley

Download or read book Saint Mick written by Mick Foley. This book was released on 2017-10-17. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From beloved #1 New York Times bestselling author and WWE Hall-of-Famer Mick Foley comes a Yuletide tale like no other. After a lifetime of putting his body on the line to entertain his dozens (and dozens!) of fans, the Hardcore Legend is paying the price – physically and emotionally. When the final bell on Mick's career tolls, not in the ring, but in a neurologist's office, his future seems far from merry and bright. Until Mick is given the chance to become Santa Claus – not dress up, not pretend, but become Santa – allowing him to rediscover the joy of performing. Fully committing to his new mission, Mick details the drastic measures he takes to keep the Christmas magic alive for his young children, as well as the many children he meets in his travels who are in need of some Christmas Spirit. In order to fully embrace his new red-suited responsibilities, Mick enters the fascinating world of the Santa subculture, where he hones his Christmas craft while worrying he’ll be excommunicated from the Santa world for, among other things, his Santa character being run over by a motor vehicle on Christmas Eve on WWE television. And with the help of an unlikely elf – 8-time Grammy award winner Norah Jones – Mick learns valuable lessons about the real power and responsibility of wearing the red suit. Because true success as Santa comes not by appearing in front of millions on TV, but by touching peoples' lives by creating "Santa moments" for both the young and the young at heart. Part jolly memoir, part whimsical ode to a lifetime love affair with Christmas, part solemn tribute to the power of finding the best part of oneself in the unlikeliest of places, Saint Mick offers the magic of Christmas on every single page. With a foreword by Stephanie McMahon, and featuring never-before-seen photos of the whole Foley family!

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