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George W. Bushisms

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Release : 2012-12-11
Genre : Social Science
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Book Rating : 651/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis George W. Bushisms by : Jacob Weisberg

Download or read book George W. Bushisms written by Jacob Weisberg. This book was released on 2012-12-11. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: * An hilarious collection of monumental gaffs and verbal faux pas from America's new President * Jacob Weisberg is a regular guest on BBC Radio and a highly regarded political correspondent * The new book is a natural follow-up to his previous book BUSHISMS (1992) a collection of misstatements by George Bush Snr.

Still More George W. Bushisms

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Release : 2003-11-04
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 747/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Still More George W. Bushisms by : Jacob Weisberg

Download or read book Still More George W. Bushisms written by Jacob Weisberg. This book was released on 2003-11-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." With signature remarks like these, it's hardly surprising that George W. Bush's malapropisms have become renowned around the world. Editions of Bushisms have become bestsellers in Germany, France, and Italy, and they remain as popular in the United States as ever. Jacob Weisberg, faithful scribe, here presents the best of the latest crop: "There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." "I'm the master of low expectations." "First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."

George W. Bushisms V

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Release : 2006-03-21
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 166/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis George W. Bushisms V by : Jacob Weisberg

Download or read book George W. Bushisms V written by Jacob Weisberg. This book was released on 2006-03-21. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I can only speak to myself." True -- and yet we must listen. Sometimes his accidental wit speaks louder than any prepared statement. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." "I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say, 'Man, you're looking pretty.'" "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." Thanks to the faithful work of Jacob Weisberg, the wisdom of George W. Bush -- America's Malapropist in Chief -- has been carefully preserved for the ages in annual editions. Now that the president is armed with a new (and unprecedented!) popular electoral victory, America can breathe a sigh of relief -- or, as the president once put it, we can "thank our blessings." The language experiments will continue. Stand-up comedians will enjoy full employment. With George W. Bushisms V, the second term truly begins.

More George W. Bushisms

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Release : 2002-11-05
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 883/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis More George W. Bushisms by : Jacob Weisberg

Download or read book More George W. Bushisms written by Jacob Weisberg. This book was released on 2002-11-05. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom -- or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. [Laughter] But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form." -- President George W. Bush, discussing and reading from George W. Bushisms By now, most of you probably do know about George W. Bushisms, the bestselling collection of misstatements made on the campaign trail by our president. Now, in More George W. Bushisms, Jacob Weisberg reveals that the malapropisms didn't stop on Inauguration Day: "I've coined new words like misunderstanding and Hispanically." "I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't." "Our nation must come together to unite." "There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." These and many other presidential pearls are hilariously on display in More George W. Bushisms.

The Ultimate George W. Bushisms

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Release : 2007-11-06
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 050/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book The Ultimate George W. Bushisms written by Jacob Weisberg. This book was released on 2007-11-06. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This business about graceful exit just simply has no realism to it at all." As the end of the Bush era approaches, the legacy is clear: George W. Bush is a wartime president. His enemy, battered but not defeated after repeated surges: the English language. The ultimate edition of George W. Bushisms captures this legacy -- from the Gulf Coast to Iraq and back -- with all-new pearls of wisdom and the twenty-five greatest hits of the entire presidency. "You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war president. No president wants to be a war president, but I am one." "I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?"

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