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Fifty Shades of Chicken

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Release : 2012-11-13
Genre : Cooking
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Book Rating : 224/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Chicken by : F.L. Fowler

Download or read book Fifty Shades of Chicken written by F.L. Fowler. This book was released on 2012-11-13. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Fifty Shades of Grey Humor

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Release : 2016-03-12
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 245/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Grey Humor by : Marie J. Albertson

Download or read book Fifty Shades of Grey Humor written by Marie J. Albertson. This book was released on 2016-03-12. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 50 SHADES OF GREY HUMOR, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY is a humorous look at life as only an adventurous semi-retired librarian could tell. As she talks about her travels around the world starting at age 70, you will be inspired to start your own travel journey. Marie is a motivational speaker for seniors (as well as youngsters) and includes details of some of her exciting travels around the world. Pick up the book and be prepared to laugh, learn and look at senior life with a whole different attitude.

Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey

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Release : 2012-09-23
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Book Rating : 430/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey by : S. Ashen

Download or read book Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey written by S. Ashen. This book was released on 2012-09-23. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. Romance. Intrigue. Domination. Control. Subservience. Clarity. Epiphany. Release. EUPHORIA. This book contains absolutely none of those things - it is literally the words "Shades of grey" repeated 50,000 times, and is a practical joke - a physical prop designed to amuse and confound people's expectations.

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

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Release : 2012-07-10
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 008/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Fifty Shames of Earl Grey by : Fanny Merkin

Download or read book Fifty Shames of Earl Grey written by Fanny Merkin. This book was released on 2012-07-10. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

If You Ask Me

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Release : 1995-06-13
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 911/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis If You Ask Me by : Libby Gelman-Waxner

Download or read book If You Ask Me written by Libby Gelman-Waxner. This book was released on 1995-06-13. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi. I'm Libby Gelman-Waxner, and I'm an assistant buyer in juniors' activewear. While I find my work both rewarding and creative, especially with the new knits coming in, I want more. And so I decided to become a film critic.... Move over, Siskel & Ebert. Watch out, Leonard Maltin. And just forget saving that aisle seat, Mr. Medved. Libby Gelman-Waxner has arrived -- in the critic's circle, that is -- and the silver screen may never be the same again. Witty, wicked, and scathingly honest -- If You Ask Me is a hilarious collection of her columns from Premiere magazine. Just listen to Libby on some recent films and film stars: Prince of Tides -- "Barbra's only spontaneous moment in Prince of Tides comes when Nick tosses her a football and she screams 'My nails!'" Diane Keaton -- "She's a pioneer; she takes that thing that hangs in the back of your closet, the thing that was too marked down to pass up, Diane takes that thing and she doesn't call Goodwill, she wraps it around her head a few times, pins on a Smurf brooch, and wins an Oscar...." The Last of the Mohicans -- "Daniel Day-Lewis makes American actors look like giggly junior high school boys playing Nintendo during the prom; at one point, Madeleine asks Daniel what he is looking at, and he says, I'm looking at you, Miss, and let me tell you, the usher had to conk me with his flashlight to make me stop whimpering...." Daryl Hannah -- "All men in America, my Josh included, they all want a date with Daryl Hannah. A girl like Daryl -- we're not talking about a Ph.D. in comparative literature; I think we're talking about hair in the eyes and not much in the way of lingerie...."

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