Author : Todd Goldman
Release : 2021-01-30
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Book Synopsis Fart Wars by : Todd Goldman
Download or read book Fart Wars written by Todd Goldman. This book was released on 2021-01-30. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the year 2099, on a planet fart, fart away...the seventh planet from our sun AND the gassiest planet in our solar system, the only planet with the word anus, as in butthole, in its name, yes on Uranus, trouble brewed between kindly King Butthole and the evil Fart Vader, leader of the Dark Side of the Farts. Humanity has colonized much of the solar system and in order to survive the super cold temperatures on Uranus, people built their cities under giant domes. Unfortunately, the air under these domes was always full of methane gas, booty fuel, butt petrol, oh let's just say it: FARTS! Yes, farts. Smelly, nasty, farts. Our story begins one stinky day, well they were all stinky, shortly before the Spring dance at Shartsville Middle School...