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Someone Farted

2018-04-17 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2018-04-17
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 648/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Someone Farted by : Bruce Eric Kaplan

Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan. This book was released on 2018-04-17. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction - 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation

2014-03-04 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2014-03-04
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 945/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction - 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation by : Timmie Guzzmann

Download or read book Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction - 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation written by Timmie Guzzmann. This book was released on 2014-03-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timmie Guzzmann and El Ninjo joined writing forces for this fun and hilarious funny jokes for kids 2 in 1 Book Set compilation. This funny animal comic books compilation includes 2 book volumes in 1. It is a 2 in 1 box set compilation that kids who love funny dog jokes, dog humor fiction and fart books will absolutely enjoy because not only do they get double the fun out of this packed compilation, but getting a copy of this compilation is also smarter because you do not have to buy both individually for a higher prize! Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction - Fart Book Series + Really Big Jerks Series 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes: Book 1: FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Pooper! Banger! Book 2: Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! (Just Really Big Jerks Series) Here is what you'll find inside: In book 1 El Ninjo, the master butt whistler, who can not resist exposing his family with his expressive face-melting fart clouds sets the stage for some hilarious dog humor fiction. I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Here is what you'll find inside: The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...lots more Inside "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks" you'll find jerky moments like: * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy Pant ripping fun is guaranteed inside...

Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts

2014-09-04 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2014-09-04
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 080/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts by : El Ninjo

Download or read book Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts written by El Ninjo. This book was released on 2014-09-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Best Graphic Novels For Kids With Sweet Farts For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! B

The Big Book of Farts

2016-11-21 Humor
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Release : 2016-11-21
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 015/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Big Book of Farts by : James Carlisle

Download or read book The Big Book of Farts written by James Carlisle. This book was released on 2016-11-21. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

Almost Everybody Farts

2020-02-28 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2020-02-28
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 480/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley

Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley. This book was released on 2020-02-28. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

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