Fangs for the Mammaries

2010-10-01 Fiction

Author : Esther Friesner
Release : 2010-10-01
Genre : Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 859/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Fangs for the Mammaries by : Esther Friesner

Download or read book Fangs for the Mammaries written by Esther Friesner. This book was released on 2010-10-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having inflicted the smug homes of suburbia with witches and werewolves. Esther Friesner now unleashes the undead to tap a vein of blood and humor, and drain the suburbs dry of both. Vampires and the suburbs are a match made in heaven, or maybe Levittown. Remember Dracula? He didn't run into any real problems until he took his act on the road and traveled to the Big City. But in the suburbs, everyone is polite and respectful of their neighbors' right to privacy. And if your neighbors happen to have kids selling gift-wrap, magazine subscriptions, cookies, or other school fundraising ploys, and little Emily or Jason happen to come peddling their wares after sundown . . . Who says you have to stay in the city if you want good take-out meals delivered right to your door? There's no one quite like a vampire for saying, _All of you kids get off of my lawn!Ó and putting some teeth into it. The stories in these pages¾by Sarah A. Hoyt, K.D. Wentworth, Dave Freer and more, including Esther Friesner herself¾will convince the reader that vampires and suburbs go together like wine and cheese, gin and tonic, desperation and housewives, marriage and pre-nups. Enter freely and of your own will... At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).

Strip Mauled

2009-10-01 Fiction

Author : Esther Friesner
Release : 2009-10-01
Genre : Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 45X/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Strip Mauled written by Esther Friesner. This book was released on 2009-10-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Werewolves and the suburbs are a natural go-together. Okay, so theyre not the Obligatory/Iconic Suburban Golden Retriever or Chocolate Labrador, but theyve got a much better chance of taking home the Best in Show ribbon than their Undead rivals, the vampires. In some suburban households, if it brings home a trophy, who cares if it also brings home bloody chunks of the neighbors every time the full moon shines? And lets not forget one more advantage to the suburban werewolf: If his lupine side does something nasty on your lawn, his human side can come by later with the Pooper Scooper. In your face, Dracula! Therefore, welcome to the fur-sprouting, mall-browsing, moon-howling, latt_-sipping world of Strip Mauled. Youll like what you find. Sit. Stay. Good reader. Stories of suburban lycanthropy by Sarah A. Hoyt, Dave Freer, K. D. Wentworth, and more¾including Esther Friesner herself. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).

The Complete Mumsnet Guides

2011-06-06 Family & Relationships

Author : Mumsnet
Release : 2011-06-06
Genre : Family & Relationships
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 71X/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book The Complete Mumsnet Guides written by Mumsnet. This book was released on 2011-06-06. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Complete Mumsnet Guides brings together the wisdom of Pregnancy: The Mumsnet Guide, Babies: The Mumsnet Guide and Toddlers: The Mumsnet Guide. It is packed full of the advice, reassurance and down-to-earth humour of the hundreds of thousands of mums (and a fair few dads too) who have swapped recommendations and war stories on Mumsnet.com, distilled and presented in a way that is both accessible and authoritative. From hormones to hypnobirthing, stretch marks to swollen ankles, birth plans to births-not-so-planned, Pregnancy: The Mumsnet Guide is the essential birthing bible for every parent-to-be. Babies: The Mumsnet Guide then takes you through everything from breastfeeding, colic and getting some sleep to debates about parenting gurus and the best form of childcare, by way of a fair bit of gore and the odd bit of flagrant silliness about postnatal vaginal circumference and baby names. Finally, Toddlers: The Mumsnet Guide carries you on through behaviour and discipline, potty training, food, sibling rivalry, returning - or not - to work, travel and education. This is the indispensable guide from the frontline of parenting.

Undead to the World

2012-11-27 Fiction

Author : DD Barant
Release : 2012-11-27
Genre : Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 934/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Undead to the World written by DD Barant. This book was released on 2012-11-27. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The exciting sixth and final book in The Bloodhound Files! Jace's return to Kansas is an instant reminder that there really is no place like home. The tavern is still brimming with losers, practical jokers, and motorcycle chicks. Even the town's only Goth is still wearing eyeliner. But just as Jace is about to click her heels and hightail out of there, she's roped into a brand-new case. Somebody is possessed. And the bodies are piling up... They call him the Gallowsman. According to legend, he was sentenced to hang—though his crimes still have not been specified. When he was strung up to die, his spirit stuck around waiting for people to hang themselves...so he could steal their bodies. Now, with the undead rising up and going on a rampage, Jace must put her own neck on the line. Can she get the Gallowsman to give up the ghost?

The Chick is in the Mail

2000 Fantasy fiction, American

Author : Esther M. Friesner
Release : 2000
Genre : Fantasy fiction, American
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 502/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book The Chick is in the Mail written by Esther M. Friesner. This book was released on 2000. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether defending a charity ball against rapscallion pirates or taking names at medievalist tournament in the Asteroid Belt, the chicks are back to the rescue once again, in the humorous series that spawned such titles as "Chicks in Chainmail" and "Chicks 'n Chained Males". "There's something to offend everyone . . . so bring your sense of humor, and prepare to be entertained".--"Locus".

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