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Elves Can't Tackle

2004-07
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Release : 2004-07
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Book Rating : 644/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Elves Can't Tackle by : Robert Skead

Download or read book Elves Can't Tackle written by Robert Skead. This book was released on 2004-07. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sebastian and the gang are on a mission to give Jack Fabulous, professional football's most famous quarterback, a little Christmas spirit. In the process, Sebastian ends up on the team for the Christmas Eve "Sandwich Bowl" game. But there is a large problem; Sebastian is an elf -- and elves can't tackle!

Elves Can't Dunk

2000-08
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Release : 2000-08
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Book Rating : 149/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Elves Can't Dunk by : Robert Skead

Download or read book Elves Can't Dunk written by Robert Skead. This book was released on 2000-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sebastian, an elf who wants to impress his friends, decides to tryout for his favorite basketball team-- with a little help from some of Santa's feed corn that helps reindeer fly! Problems ensue when the coach of the team tries to get his hands on Santa's corn for the rest of the team.

Birds of the World

2008 Nature
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Release : 2008
Genre : Nature
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 754/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Birds of the World by : Jason A. Mobley

Download or read book Birds of the World written by Jason A. Mobley. This book was released on 2008. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Birds of all imaginable sizes, shapes, colors, and patterns are nearly everywhere we might care to look, expressing a bewildering array of behaviors and strategies for successful living among all manner of challenges to survival.

Sorry, We Can't Use Funny

2011-10-11 Humor
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Release : 2011-10-11
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 18X/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Sorry, We Can't Use Funny by : Barry Parham

Download or read book Sorry, We Can't Use Funny written by Barry Parham. This book was released on 2011-10-11. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following the success of his first book, the 2009 sleeper, "Why I Hate Straws," online humor columnist Barry Parham delivers again. Satire at its best! Includes the award-winning stories "Actuarial Family Theater" and "Perfect!" on Fads & Fashion... In the interest of full disclosure, I admit there's an extant 1970's photo of me and a date, posing for the obligatory parental pre-prom photo. My date was gorgeous, and sane. I, on the other hand, showed up with the hair of a medieval barber. I looked like an electrocuted yak. on St. Valentine's Day... Somehow, February got this reputation as a month of romance, maybe because it's cold. Plus, football's gone and we're stuck with the wildly popular sport of bowling, where you almost never get to see any serious violence. St. Valentine's Day contains vestiges of both early Christian and ancient Roman traditions, alongside other time-honored traditions, like hot-dish picnics and mass public executions. Holiday Factoid: "vestiges" is the classical Greek plural of "vest." on Typos... A local TV station was updating the community on snowstorm-based church closings. According to the typists at the station, there was a church somewhere called St. Martyer. Imagine - an entire religious sect dedicated to turning people into Ernest Borgnine.

Keeper of the Lost Cities

2012-10-02 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2012-10-02
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 955/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Keeper of the Lost Cities by : Shannon Messenger

Download or read book Keeper of the Lost Cities written by Shannon Messenger. This book was released on 2012-10-02. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestselling series A USA TODAY bestselling series A California Young Reader Medal–winning series In this riveting series opener, a telepathic girl must figure out why she is the key to her brand-new world before the wrong person finds the answer first. Twelve-year-old Sophie has never quite fit into her life. She’s skipped multiple grades and doesn’t really connect with the older kids at school, but she’s not comfortable with her family, either. The reason? Sophie’s a Telepath, someone who can read minds. No one knows her secret—at least, that’s what she thinks… But the day Sophie meets Fitz, a mysterious (and adorable) boy, she learns she’s not alone. He’s a Telepath too, and it turns out the reason she has never felt at home is that, well…she isn’t. Fitz opens Sophie’s eyes to a shocking truth, and she is forced to leave behind her family for a new life in a place that is vastly different from what she has ever known. But Sophie still has secrets, and they’re buried deep in her memory for good reason: The answers are dangerous and in high-demand. What is her true identity, and why was she hidden among humans? The truth could mean life or death—and time is running out.

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