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A Shore Thing

2011-01-04 Fiction
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Release : 2011-01-04
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 763/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis A Shore Thing by : Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Download or read book A Shore Thing written by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. This book was released on 2011-01-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s a summer to remember . . . at the Jersey Shore. Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn’t be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila. So far, Gia’s summer is on fire. Between nearly burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the popular “tan-tags” at the Tantastic Salon where she works, and rescuing a shark on the beach, she becomes a local celebrity overnight. Luckily, she meets the perfect guy to help her keep the flames under control. Firefighter Frank Rossi is exactly her type: big, tan, and Italian. But is he tough enough to handle Gia when things really heat up? Bella is more than ready for some fun in the sun. Finally free of her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left home in Brooklyn with one goal in mind: hooking up with a sexy gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer fling. In no time, she lands a job leading “Beat Up the Beat” dance classes at a local gym, and is scooped up by Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. Only problem: Bella can’t get her romantic and ripped boss Tony “Trouble” Troublino out of her head. He’s relationship material. Suddenly, Bella’s not sure what she wants. The cousins soon realize that for every friend they make on the boardwalk, there are also rivals, slummers, and frenemies who will do anything to ruin their summer—and try their relationship. Before July ends, the bonds of family and friendship will be stretched to the breaking point. Will the haters prevail, or will Gia and Bella find love at the Shore? For everyone who loves MTV’s hit reality show, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s sweet, funny, and sexy novel perfectly captures the heat, the energy, the fun, and the drama of Jersey Shore.

Confessions of a Guidette

2012-05-01 Biography & Autobiography
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Release : 2012-05-01
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 567/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Confessions of a Guidette by : Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

Download or read book Confessions of a Guidette written by Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi. This book was released on 2012-05-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loud, wild, cuddly and in-your-face party girl with sky-high hair and a spray tan, the pint-size Snooki has emerged as the breakout star of the wildly successful Jersey Shore. She's been parodied on Saturday Night Live, appeared on almost every major talk show (including Leno and Conan), was featured in the New York Times, and has more than 300,000 followers on Twitter. Snooki also has attracted a slew of celebrity fans, like Leo DiCaprio, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Zach Braff and Tinsley Mortimer. This attractively designed full colour book will feature tons of photos, tips, and fascinating details from American's favourite guidette and will be a must have for fans of Snooki and Jersey Shore. * Snooki Style: The poof never dies; Waving, streaking and bangin' it - my other sick hairstyles; Why orange you tan; The guidette wardrobe - what to rock. * Guidos, Gorillas & Juiceheads: What I look for in a gorilla; Different types of gorillas; How to break up with a guido so he isn't a stage-5 cling; Warning signs that the guy is a creeper; 5 sure signs a guy isn't a guido. * How To Be a Guidette: The Guidette Pose; 12 things a guidette would never do; The Snictionary, or a Guidette's favourite words.

Here's the Situation

2010-11-02 Humor
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Release : 2010-11-02
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 004/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Here's the Situation by : Mike Sorrentino

Download or read book Here's the Situation written by Mike Sorrentino. This book was released on 2010-11-02. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you think that you know "The Situation"? Take the quiz and find out.Here's how to get your situation up to the level of the Situation Listen, dawg. You're probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you've had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with yourself, bro. This book here will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for getting your personal grooming did. From there it's my guide to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the planet-which is guaranteed if you follow my advice. This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it, and crush it.

Baby Bumps

2013-12-31 Family & Relationships
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Release : 2013-12-31
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Book Rating : 629/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Baby Bumps by : Nicole Polizzi

Download or read book Baby Bumps written by Nicole Polizzi. This book was released on 2013-12-31. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Snooki," the formerly reckless party girl of MTV's The Jersey Shore, describes her bumpy and humorous transition to motherhood after an unplanned pregnancy put the brakes on her former lifestyle. 75,000 first printing.

The Rules According to JWOWW

2011-02-08 Self-Help
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Release : 2011-02-08
Genre : Self-Help
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Book Rating : 187/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Rules According to JWOWW by : Jenni "JWOWW" Farley

Download or read book The Rules According to JWOWW written by Jenni "JWOWW" Farley. This book was released on 2011-02-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore."—JWOWW Are you stuck in a relationship with a stage-five clinger? Maybe your date is more like a man-whore than Mr. Smooth. Do guys only call you late at night when they're looking for a quick hookup? The Rules According to JWOWW can change all that. Famous for both her cleavage-baring tops and her tough-as-nails approach to life and love on MTV's hit show Jersey Shore, JWOWW tells it like it is. And now she's laying down the rules she has learned and lived by on smushing, smackdowns, and standing up for yourself. JWOWW's advice on what she wears to get a guy's attention at the club, how she keeps her man in check, how she maintains her sick body, and what she does to satisfy her guy will have you with a man ready to wife-up in no time.

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