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Confessions of a Band Geek Mom

2011-04-01 Biography & Autobiography
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Release : 2011-04-01
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Book Synopsis Confessions of a Band Geek Mom by : Stacy Dymalski

Download or read book Confessions of a Band Geek Mom written by Stacy Dymalski. This book was released on 2011-04-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stand-up comic and writer/filmmaker Stacy Dymalski learned about parenting the hard way; she became one. After 36 years of childless living spoiled her into believing happy hour was just a normal part of one's daily commute, she moved to Utah (to ski everyday, of course) and within a year got pregnant. (Isn't that what happens to any woman who moves to Utah?) Before she knew it she had two young sons and suddenly sleep won out over midnight comedy shows. Juicy Juice replaced Gray Goose vodka (although they are good mixed). Prada bags gave way to diaper bags. Showers couldn't last longer than a "Bob the Builder" video. Vacations took a back seat to music lessons, and band instruments littered the house like empty beer bottles in a college dorm. And for the first 10 years of her sons' lives she felt compelled to clean up her language (sort of). In between carpools and doing crazy stuff like lobbying for sex education in schools (so our kids don't grow up thinking the missionary position involves a bicycle and a doorbell) Stacy has documented her parenting journey in this delightful collection of laugh-out-loud stories that her children are sure to contest once they're old enough to understand the art of irony and exaggeration.

This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Infused Edition)

2018-10-23 Humor
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Release : 2018-10-23
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 124/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Infused Edition) by : AK Turner

Download or read book This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Infused Edition) written by AK Turner. This book was released on 2018-10-23. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The new "Infused" edition of the New York Times best seller! This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child… and in-laws.

The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book

2014-11-11 Reference
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Release : 2014-11-11
Genre : Reference
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 506/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book by : Stacy Dymalski

Download or read book The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book written by Stacy Dymalski. This book was released on 2014-11-11. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Memoir Midwife" teaches you the nine specific steps needed to self-publish your book. Think of this as the self-publishing version of "What to Expect When You're Expecting." It's meant to let you know what you're in for and provide you with the confidence you need to push forward with your self-publishing goals.

Notes From An Accidental Band Geek

2011-09-01 Juvenile Fiction
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Release : 2011-09-01
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 407/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Notes From An Accidental Band Geek by : Erin Dionne

Download or read book Notes From An Accidental Band Geek written by Erin Dionne. This book was released on 2011-09-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of Models Don’t Eat Chocolate Cookies comes a middle grade novel hailed by Linda Urban as “A perfect blend of laugh out loud funny and real-world heart.” Elsie Wyatt wants to be an orchestra superstar, like her dad and grandfather. The first step? Get into a super-selective summer music camp. In order to qualify, Elsie must “expand her musical horizons” by joining her high school’s marching band. Not only does this mean wearing a plumed hat and polyester pants, but it also means she can’t play her own instrument, can’t sit down, and can’t seem to say the right thing to anyone…let alone Jake, the cute trumpet player she meets on the first day. Plus, everything she does seems to cause a disaster. Surviving marching band is going to be way harder than Elsie thought. For fans of funny, realistic, every-girl novels like Wendy Mass’s 13 Gifts and Lisa Greenwald’s My Life in Pink & Green. “It has humor, heart, and a touch of romance that will provide ample fodder for booktalks.”—School Library Journal “Marching-band kids everywhere will enjoy this believable celebration of a life-changing, musical rite of passage.”—Kirkus

Confessions of a Naughty Mommy

2010-01-08 Family & Relationships
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Release : 2010-01-08
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Book Rating : 693/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Confessions of a Naughty Mommy by : Heidi Raykeil

Download or read book Confessions of a Naughty Mommy written by Heidi Raykeil. This book was released on 2010-01-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sex. After. Baby. These three words are whispered by mothers everywhere who find themselves stumped and shocked by the state of their sex lives. Naughty Mommy Heidi Raykeil has been down that road and chronicles her experiences in her online column Sex in the Suburbs. Raykeil knows firsthand that there are still plenty of things our mothers (and friends, and doctors) don’t tell us about motherhood, but that every mother should know. While the media continues to bombard us with images of sex everywhere we turn, the reality for married couples with children today is much different. Do-it-all-moms seem to be doing everything except IT. Raykeil is out to change that. Confessions of a Naughty Mommy is a funny, honest, and sexy account of Raykeil’s search for her missing libido—lost in action after she gave birth to her daughter. She takes readers along on her journey from mystified and frustrated new mom through the bumpy awkwardness of reigniting the home fires during naptime and date night to a newfound discovery and appreciation of sex after baby. With humor, grit, and style, she shares what has worked for her and her husband, as they balance their dual roles of parents and lovers.

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