Share

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

2016-10-04 Humor
Download How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety PDF Online Free

Author :
Release : 2016-10-04
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 938/5 ( reviews)

GET EBOOK


Book Synopsis How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by : Zachary Auburn

Download or read book How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety written by Zachary Auburn. This book was released on 2016-10-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

Cats With Guns

2012-07-04 Humor
Download Cats With Guns PDF Online Free

Author :
Release : 2012-07-04
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 893/5 ( reviews)

GET EBOOK


Book Synopsis Cats With Guns by : Jonathan Parkyn

Download or read book Cats With Guns written by Jonathan Parkyn. This book was released on 2012-07-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats with Guns celebrates the best in felines and firearms. Including more than 40 photomontages of cats with rifles, revolvers, pistols, automatic and semi-automatic firearms, Cats with Guns also features background information on the specifications of the gun, its history and where it has been used.

The Cornered Cat

2010 Health & Fitness
Download The Cornered Cat PDF Online Free

Author :
Release : 2010
Genre : Health & Fitness
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 799/5 ( reviews)

GET EBOOK


Book Synopsis The Cornered Cat by : Kathy Jackson

Download or read book The Cornered Cat written by Kathy Jackson. This book was released on 2010. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you have to fight...fight like a cornered cat." --Cover.

From My Cold Dead Paws

2010-04-13 Cats
Download From My Cold Dead Paws PDF Online Free

Author :
Release : 2010-04-13
Genre : Cats
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 321/5 ( reviews)

GET EBOOK


Book Synopsis From My Cold Dead Paws by : James Bennett

Download or read book From My Cold Dead Paws written by James Bennett. This book was released on 2010-04-13. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CUTE KITTENS PURRING GUNS From SPAS-12-toting Siamese and AK-47-flashing Norwegian Forest Cat to Colt 45-carrying Tonkinese and a Beretta-brandishing Russian Blue, this book exposes with pictures the shocking love affair between furry felines and high-powered firearms. Many secret habits of felines have previously been revealed, including their motivations for painting, the stuff they wear, and their laugh-out-loud language. But until now, no book has dared explore the shadowy world of armed-to-the-teeth kittens described and pictured in "From My Cold Dead Paws." Like strawberries and cream, hot dogs and baseball, apple pie and illegal fireworks, cats and guns make perfect partners. From Colt 45-carrying calico and Glock-toting tabby to Uzi-brandishing Siamese and AKSU-flashing Siberian, this book presents the shocking intersection of America's love affairs with cuddly pets and purring guns. A photographic celebration of the independent nature of cats, "From My Cold Dead Paws" offers full descriptions of each breed and gun, including color, coat type, pattern, caliber, barrel length, and muzzle velocity. Adding to the readers' enjoyment is a dynamic, full-color design with guns, bullets, and targets firing all over the pages.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

2012-10-09 Humor
Download How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You PDF Online Free

Author :
Release : 2012-10-09
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 499/5 ( reviews)

GET EBOOK


Book Synopsis How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by : The Oatmeal

Download or read book How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You written by The Oatmeal. This book was released on 2012-10-09. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

You may also like...