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Autobiography of a Fat Bride

2003-07-08 Biography & Autobiography
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Release : 2003-07-08
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Book Synopsis Autobiography of a Fat Bride by : Laurie Notaro

Download or read book Autobiography of a Fat Bride written by Laurie Notaro. This book was released on 2003-07-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the New York Times bestseller The Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club tackles her biggest challenge yet: grown-up life. In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air-conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony. From her mother's grade-school warning to avoid kids in tie-dyed shirts because their hippie parents spent their food money on drugs and art supplies; to her night-before-the-wedding panic over whether her religion is the one where you step on the glass; to her unfortunate overpreparation for the mandatory drug-screening urine test at work; to her audition as a Playboy centerfold as research for a newspaper story, Autobiography of a Fat Bride has the same zits-and-all candor and outrageous humor that made Idiot Girls an instant cult phenomenon. In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie contemplates family, home improvement, and the horrible tyrannies of cosmetic saleswomen. She finds that life doesn't necessarily get any easier as you get older. But it does get funnier.

Autobiography of a Fat Bride

2003-07-08 Biography & Autobiography
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Release : 2003-07-08
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Book Rating : 442/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Autobiography of a Fat Bride by : Laurie Notaro

Download or read book Autobiography of a Fat Bride written by Laurie Notaro. This book was released on 2003-07-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the New York Times bestseller The Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club tackles her biggest challenge yet: grown-up life. In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air-conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony. From her mother's grade-school warning to avoid kids in tie-dyed shirts because their hippie parents spent their food money on drugs and art supplies; to her night-before-the-wedding panic over whether her religion is the one where you step on the glass; to her unfortunate overpreparation for the mandatory drug-screening urine test at work; to her audition as a Playboy centerfold as research for a newspaper story, Autobiography of a Fat Bride has the same zits-and-all candor and outrageous humor that made Idiot Girls an instant cult phenomenon. In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie contemplates family, home improvement, and the horrible tyrannies of cosmetic saleswomen. She finds that life doesn't necessarily get any easier as you get older. But it does get funnier.

We Thought You Would Be Prettier

2005-04-19 Biography & Autobiography
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Release : 2005-04-19
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Book Synopsis We Thought You Would Be Prettier by : Laurie Notaro

Download or read book We Thought You Would Be Prettier written by Laurie Notaro. This book was released on 2005-04-19. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She thought she’d have more time. Laurie Notaro figured she had at least a few good years left. But no–it’s happened. She has officially lost her marbles. From the kid at the pet-food store checkout line whose coif is so bizarre it makes her seethe “I’m going to kick his hair’s ass!” to the hapless Sears customer-service rep on the receiving end of her Campaign of Terror, no one is safe from Laurie’s wrath. Her cranky side seems to have eaten the rest of her–inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the results are breathtaking. Her riffs on e-mail spam (“With all of these irresistible offers served up to me on a plate, I WANT A PENIS NOW!!”), eBay (“There should be an eBay wading pool, where you can only bid on Precious Moments figurines and Avon products, that you have to make it through before jumping into the deep end”), and the perils of St. Patrick’s Day (“When I’m driving, the last thing I need is a herd of inebriates darting in and out of traffic like loaded chickens”) are the stuff of legend. And for Laurie, it’s all true.

There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell

2007-05-29 Fiction
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Release : 2007-05-29
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 723/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell by : Laurie Notaro

Download or read book There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell written by Laurie Notaro. This book was released on 2007-05-29. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first novel from the New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club is a rollicking tale of small-town peculiarity, dark secrets, and one extraordinary beauty pageant. When her husband is offered a post at a small university, Maye is only too happy to pack up and leave the relentless Phoenix heat for the lush green quietude of Spaulding, Washington. While she loves the odd little town, there is one thing she didn’t anticipate: just how heartbreaking it would be leaving her friends behind. And when you’re a childless thirtysomething freelance writer who works at home, making new friends can be quite a challenge. After a series of false starts nearly gets her exiled from town, Maye decides that her last chance to connect with her new neighbors is to enter the annual Sewer Pipe Queen Pageant, a kooky but dead-serious local tradition open to contestants of all ages and genders. Aided by a deranged former pageant queen with one eyebrow, Maye doesn’t just make a splash, she uncovers a sinister mystery that has haunted the town for decades. “[Laurie Notaro] may be the funniest writer in this solar system.”—The Miami Herald

MARRIAGEHOOD: Tales of a Fat Wife

2015-07-14
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Release : 2015-07-14
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Book Synopsis MARRIAGEHOOD: Tales of a Fat Wife by : Gregg Suchow

Download or read book MARRIAGEHOOD: Tales of a Fat Wife written by Gregg Suchow. This book was released on 2015-07-14. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the second book in the Fat Girl series:First comes marriage, second comes insanity. This is the second book in the Fat Girl series. It covers everything from being a fat older bride who is set in her ways to marriage weight and new surroundings while trying to get out of the single girl mindset. This book can offer you a few laugh's with an "in your face" honest outlook on marriage and "his" dirty underwear. This is not WAR AND PEACE...or is it?

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