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Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick

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Release : 2021-10-05
Genre : Fiction
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Book Rating : 488/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick by : Jason Pargin

Download or read book Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick written by Jason Pargin. This book was released on 2021-10-05. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE NATIONAL BESTSELLER New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin's Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick is the latest—and arguably greatest—sci-fi thriller in the Zoey Ashe Series. In the futuristic city of Tabula Ra$a, Zoey Ashe is like a fish so far out of water that it has achieved orbit. After inheriting a criminal empire, the twenty-three year-old finds herself under threat from all sides as a rogue's gallery of larger-than-life enemies think they smell weakness. On the eve of the world's most lavish and ridiculous Halloween celebration, a steamer trunk-sized box arrives at Zoey's door and she is shocked to find that it contains a disemboweled corpse. She is even more shocked when that corpse, controlled by an unknown party, rises and goes on a rampage through the house. Speaking in an electronic voice, it publicly accuses Zoey of being its murderer. This is the kind of thing that almost never happened at her old job. The city was already a ticking time bomb of publicity-hungry vigilantes with superhuman enhancements and Zoey knows this turn of events is unlikely to improve the situation. Now, she and her team of high-tech tricksters have to solve this bizarre murder while simultaneously keeping Tabula Ra$a from descending into chaos. “Biting humor and blatant digs at modern society overlay a subtly brilliant and thoughtful plot” (Publishers Weekly) in John Dies at the End author Jason Pargin’s first installment of the Zoey Ashe Series, Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits. Now, “one of today’s great satirists” (Nerdist) is back with Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick, the second installment in a “Technicolor tomorrowland.” (Kirkus Reviews)

Marked

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Release : 2010-04-01
Genre : Young Adult Fiction
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Book Rating : 896/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Marked by : P. C. Cast

Download or read book Marked written by P. C. Cast. This book was released on 2010-04-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enter the dark, magical world of the House of Night series by bestselling authors P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast, a world very much like our own, except here vampyres have always existed. One minute, sixteen-year-old Zoey Redbird is a normal teenager dealing with everyday high school stress: her cute boyfriend Heath, the school's star quarterback who suddenly seems more interested in partying than playing ball; her nosy frenemy Kayla, who's way too concerned with how things are going with Heath; her uber-tough geometry test tomorrow. The next, she's Marked as a fledgling vampyre, forcing her to leave her ordinary life behind and join the House of Night, a boarding school where she will train to become an adult vampyre. That is, if she makes it through the Change—and not all of those who are Marked do. It sucks to begin a new life, especially away from her friends, and on top of that, Zoey is no average fledgling. She has been chosen as special by the vampyre Goddess, Nyx. Zoey discovers she has amazing powers, but along with her powers come bloodlust and an unfortunate ability to Imprint with Heath, who just doesn't know how to take "no" for an answer. To add to her stress, she is not the only fledgling at the House of Night with special powers: when she discovers that the leader of the Dark Daughters, the school's most elite group, is misusing her Goddess-given gifts, Zoey must look deep within herself for the courage to embrace her destiny—with a little help from her new vampyre friends.

The Very Little Princess: Rose's Story

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Release : 2011-08-23
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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Book Rating : 220/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Very Little Princess: Rose's Story by : Marion Dane Bauer

Download or read book The Very Little Princess: Rose's Story written by Marion Dane Bauer. This book was released on 2011-08-23. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a classic storyteller's voice, Newbery Honor recipient Marion Dane Bauer tells a tale of friendship, family, and fitting in that recalls The Doll People, Rumer Godden, and Hitty, Her First Hundred Years. Rose is a wild child. She doesn't care what her mother or teacher or schoolmates say—she does what she wants. When she finds a delicate china doll in the attic, she takes it. Then the doll comes to life in her hand. She's loud, obnoxious, selfishly bossy, and claims that she's a princess and Rose is her servant. But she's also tiny and fragile. She needs Rose to keep her safe. And maybe Rose needs Princess Regina, too.

Makin' Biscuits

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Release : 2016-11-15
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Book Rating : 833/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Makin' Biscuits by : Deborah Barnes

Download or read book Makin' Biscuits written by Deborah Barnes. This book was released on 2016-11-15. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Makin' Biscuits is an entertaining read that explores how cats see the world and why that matters to the humans who love them. Filled with anecdotes from cat lovers across the globe, along with practical advice and tips, it's the ultimate book to help humans give their cats the self-esteem they need to keep them optimally happy and healthy.

Zoe's Hats

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Release : 2009-08
Genre : Color
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Book Rating : 489/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Zoe's Hats by : Sharon Lane Holm

Download or read book Zoe's Hats written by Sharon Lane Holm. This book was released on 2009-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little girl models hats in a variety of colors, styles, and patterns.

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