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The Mammoth Book of Humor

2000-09-12 Humor
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Release : 2000-09-12
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 836/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of Humor by : Geoff Tibballs

Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Humor written by Geoff Tibballs. This book was released on 2000-09-12. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 10,000 stories and jokes, limericks and one-liners, put-downs and puns in the ultimate, most comprehensive compendium of humor ever compiled. From boners and groaners to classic shaggy-dog stories and jokes for roasts and toasts, virtually every form of verbal humor on a whole raft of topics is represented in this not totally politically correct but always devilishly diverting collection of ticklers and howlers for any occasion. Humorous quotations, epigrams and epitaphs, newspaper misprints, misleading headlines ("MAGISTRATES MAY ACT ON INDECENT SHOWS"), limericks, puns, and the darnedest things said by kids ("a fjord is a Scandinavian car") also appear among the volume's ten thousand entries, which are arranged by category and fully indexed by subject. This format makes the book an easily accessible as well as invaluable companion to speech-makers for events great and small. So it is that The Mammoth Book of Humor meets the needs of both the maiden aunt looking for a wholesome joke to relate at a golden wedding anniversary and the best man who needs a blue one for the bachelor party. The volume even offers would-be wolves on the prowl pick-up lines-at the same time that it provides some snappy comebacks and a few ribald ripostes for the reluctant or disinterested prey. Waggish, witty, wisecracking, or whimsical, the humor is as various as it is vigorous on every page of this endlessly entertaining collection.

The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes

2011-09-22 Humor
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Release : 2011-09-22
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 735/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes by : Geoff Tibballs

Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs. This book was released on 2011-09-22. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.

Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

2005-10-13 Wit and humor
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Release : 2005-10-13
Genre : Wit and humor
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Book Rating : 672/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes by : Geoff Tibballs

Download or read book Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs. This book was released on 2005-10-13. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.

The Mammoth Book of One-Liners

2012-06-07 Humor
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Release : 2012-06-07
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 369/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of One-Liners by : Geoff Tibballs

Download or read book The Mammoth Book of One-Liners written by Geoff Tibballs. This book was released on 2012-06-07. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'

The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes

2010-09-30 Humor
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Release : 2010-09-30
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 658/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes by : E. Henry Thripshaw

Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes written by E. Henry Thripshaw. This book was released on 2010-09-30. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell. Includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream. Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.

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