Fifty Shades of Chicken

2012-11-13 Cooking

Author : F.L. Fowler
Release : 2012-11-13
Genre : Cooking
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 232/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Chicken by : F.L. Fowler

Download or read book Fifty Shades of Chicken written by F.L. Fowler. This book was released on 2012-11-13. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Chicken Chickens

2021-06-08 Juvenile Fiction

Author : Valeri Gorbachev
Release : 2021-06-08
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 629/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Chicken Chickens written by Valeri Gorbachev. This book was released on 2021-06-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These chickens aren't so chicken! When Mother Hen takes her little chickens to the playground for the first time, they feel a little timid. It’s crowded and exciting—but also a little scary. As they watch the big dogs, cats, and pigs play on the seesaws, merry-go-round, and swings, the little chickens aren’t sure they want to participate. But when they see the little mice and frogs sliding down the sliding board the little chickens reconsider. This beloved story, back in print, is about overcoming fears and doing things for the first time with the help of new friends is now back in print! “Just the ticket for any little chicken whose courage could use a boost.”—Publishers Weekly “A perfect choice for a day-care read-aloud or one-on-one sharing.”—School Library Journal

Chicken Chicken (Goosebumps #53)

2018-09-25 Juvenile Fiction

Author : R. L. Stine
Release : 2018-09-25
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 242/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Chicken Chicken (Goosebumps #53) written by R. L. Stine. This book was released on 2018-09-25. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone in Goshen Falls knows about weird Vanessa. She dresses all in black. Wears black lipstick. And puts spells on people. At least, that's what they say.Crystal and her brother, Cole, know they can't believe everything you hear. But that was before they made Vanessa mad. Before she whispered that strange warning, "Chicken chicken."Because now something really weird has happened. Crystal's lips have turned as hard a bird's beak. And Cole has started growing ugle white feathers all over his body...

Midnight Chicken

2019-01-10 Self-Help

Author : Ella Risbridger
Release : 2019-01-10
Genre : Self-Help
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 77X/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Midnight Chicken written by Ella Risbridger. This book was released on 2019-01-10. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Guild of Food Writers General Cookbook Award 2020 'A manual for living and a declaration of hope' Nigella Lawson 'A moving testimonial to the redemptive power of cooking. Generous, honest and uplifting' Diana Henry There are lots of ways to start a story, but this one begins with a chicken... When the world becomes overwhelming, Ella Risbridger focuses on the little things that bring her joy, like enjoying a glass of wine when cooking, FaceTiming with a friend whilst making bagels, and sharing recipes that are good for the soul. One night she found herself lying on her kitchen floor, wondering if she would ever get up – and it was the thought of a chicken, of roasting it, and of eating it, that got her to her feet and made her want to be alive. Midnight Chicken is a cookbook. Or, at least, you'll flick through these pages and find recipes so inviting that you will head straight for the kitchen: roast garlic and tomato soup, uplifting chilli-lemon spaghetti, charred leek lasagne, squash skillet pie, spicy fish finger sandwiches and burnt-butter brownies. It's the kind of cooking you can do a little bit drunk, that is probably better if you've got a bottle of wine open and a hunk of bread to mop up the sauce. But if you settle down and read it with a cup of tea (or a glass of that wine), you'll also discover that it's an annotated list of things worth living for – a manifesto of moments worth living for. This is a cookbook to make you fall in love with the world again. Featuring an entire chapter on storecupboard recipes. 'Risbridger is the most talented British debut writer in a generation' Sunday Times 'A big old massive heart exploding love story' The Times

Blue Chicken

2011-09-15 Juvenile Fiction

Author : Deborah Freedman
Release : 2011-09-15
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 938/5 ( reviews)

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Download or read book Blue Chicken written by Deborah Freedman. This book was released on 2011-09-15. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mind-bendingly clever farmyard romp In this deceptively simple picture book, author-illustrator Deborah Freedman has created an irresistible character that springs to life and wreaks havoc in a farmyard with a pot of blue paint. The innocent chicken just wants to help, but things get worse and worse - and bluer and bluer - the more she tries. Playing with colors and perspective, and using minimal text, this richly layered story reveals new things to see and laugh about with each reading.

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