Someday a Bird Will Poop on You

2018-10-30 Humor

Author : Sue Salvi
Release : 2018-10-30
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 759/5 ( reviews)

Book Synopsis Someday a Bird Will Poop on You by : Sue Salvi

Download or read book Someday a Bird Will Poop on You written by Sue Salvi. This book was released on 2018-10-30. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little book with a big message...... when life hits us with a splat Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy. What matters is not how big the mess is--but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected--and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

2019-04-02 Humor

Author : Matt Kracht
Release : 2019-04-02
Genre : Humor
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 392/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America by : Matt Kracht

Download or read book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America written by Matt Kracht. This book was released on 2019-04-02. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift

The Book of Superstitions

2023-03-28 Body, Mind & Spirit

Author : Shelby El Otmani
Release : 2023-03-28
Genre : Body, Mind & Spirit
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 70X/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis The Book of Superstitions by : Shelby El Otmani

Download or read book The Book of Superstitions written by Shelby El Otmani. This book was released on 2023-03-28. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn the compelling cultural histories behind some of the world’s supernatural beliefs with The Book of Superstitions. Friday the 13th; rabbit feet; knocking on wood; walking under a ladder; the curse of the evil eye. We all have a superstition or two. Unveil the origins of some of the most universal and little known superstitions that have influenced cultures around the world for centuries. Including beliefs that gained a foothold in African and European folklore, notions from ancient Greece, legends of the British Isles, and beyond, this is a captivating read for people of all ages and backgrounds. Inside you’ll find: - Legends and cultural behaviors organized by region, so you can discover how cultural identity has impacted these beliefs over the years - Beautiful illustrations of these fascinating concepts - An analysis of how superstitions vary from country to country Discover why superstitions have bewitched us for centuries with The Book of Superstitions. Fingers crossed you’ll love this book!

What's Your Poo Telling You?

2007-05-03 Family & Relationships

Author : Josh Richman
Release : 2007-05-03
Genre : Family & Relationships
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 826/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis What's Your Poo Telling You? by : Josh Richman

Download or read book What's Your Poo Telling You? written by Josh Richman. This book was released on 2007-05-03. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Dung for Dinner

2020-07-21 Juvenile Nonfiction

Author : Christine Virnig
Release : 2020-07-21
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 806/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Dung for Dinner by : Christine Virnig

Download or read book Dung for Dinner written by Christine Virnig. This book was released on 2020-07-21. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the stomach-churning truth about the animal poop, pee, vomit, and secretions that humans have eaten throughout history—and sometimes still do—in Christine Virnig's laugh-out-loud middle-grade nonfiction debut. Dung for Dinner is illustrated by Korwin Briggs. From Roman charioteers scarfing wild boar dung to astronauts guzzling their own pee to today's kids spreading insect vomit on their toast, this humorous compendium is chock-full of history, science, and fascinatingly gross facts. Bug secretions coating your candy corn? Rodent poop in your popcorn? Physicians tasting their patients' pee? It’s deliciously disgusting! *SCBWI Golden Kite Award Finalist for Older Nonfiction

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