Author : Ad Lib Group
Release : 2008-09-01
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Kind : eBook
Book Rating : 507/5 ( reviews)
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Book Synopsis The Dog Ate My Homework by : Ad Lib Group
Download or read book The Dog Ate My Homework written by Ad Lib Group. This book was released on 2008-09-01. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who hasn't been faced the predicament for coming up with the right excuse at the right time? This is the ultimate tome for shirking responsibility, avoiding unpleasantness, and generally wiggling out of things. Whether it's a chore that didn't get finished, Aunt Millie's tea party, or that visit to the dentist, there's a handy phrase that will allow the reader to get off scott-free All in all it's fair to say thisis the ultimate kids' survival guide. Niftily organized into seven easy-to-access sections covering every possible situation, you'll always be able to find the right excuse at the right time: - School (homework, tests, cafeteria food . . . ) - Lateness - Those Dreaded Doctors - Family Events - Mealtime - Chores and Housework - Camp and Outdoors Bonus section of grim stats and facts that let you embellish your extenuation with just enough of a veneer of realism and plausibility to convince even the most suspicious parent or teacher.