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Belly Laughs

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Release : 2011-08
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 596/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Belly Laughs by : Jenny McCarthy

Download or read book Belly Laughs written by Jenny McCarthy. This book was released on 2011-08. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Garfield Belly Laughs

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Release : 2019-12-10
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 787/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Garfield Belly Laughs by : Jim Davis

Download or read book Garfield Belly Laughs written by Jim Davis. This book was released on 2019-12-10. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Garfield's back in this brand-new compilation comic strip book—truly a must-have for fans! What’s the menu du jour? Food, fun . . . and lots of it! Whether it’s a mouse bathing in coffee, or a zombie bingeing on brains, laughter is the order of the day. Garfield fans will get a full serving of smiles, with a side dish of silliness, in this brand-new collection of crazy comics!

Baby Laughs

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Release : 2006-04-04
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Book Rating : 198/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Baby Laughs by : Jenny McCarthy

Download or read book Baby Laughs written by Jenny McCarthy. This book was released on 2006-04-04. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER New mothers and fathers will find much-needed relief and insight in this perceptive and outrageously funny account of what it truly means when you bring home your very own bundle of joy... Jenny McCarthy’s hilarious, no-holds-barred personality has made her an instantly recognizable TV personality and a bestselling author. In Baby Laughs she examines the full range of challenges that new mothers anf fathers face, including: • The humiliations of postnatal “numbing spray,” Tucks medicated pads, and adult diapers; jelly belly, balding, and gum disease; and becoming a “five-foot puke rag” for the baby • Heart-stopping terrors, such as baby manicures, breathing checks, and burp failures • Inadequacies, such as lullaby illiteracy and the need for a “heavy rotation” of toys, videos, and mobiles • Daddy antics, such as infant wrestling, home-movie mania, sleeping like a log, and expecting sex • Dueling grandmas, germ-ridden guests, Olympic-class competitive mommies, anorexic pets • And much more... The joys of parenting are endless, but so are the worruies and the advice. Baby Laughs is the perfect companion for anyone trying to raise the next president, those just trying to get to the next naptime, and anyone who was ever in diapers.

Belly Laughs

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Release : 2005-12-13
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Book Rating : 070/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Belly Laughs by : Jenny McCarthy

Download or read book Belly Laughs written by Jenny McCarthy. This book was released on 2005-12-13. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh, the joys of pregnancy! There's the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the constant worry. Of course, no woman is spared the discomforts and humiliations of pregnancy, but most are too polite to complain or too embarrassed to talk about them. Not Jenny McCarthy! In the New York Times best-selling Belly Laughs, actress and new mother Jenny McCarthy reveals the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that go along with pregnancy. Never shy, frequently crude, and always laugh-out-loud funny, McCarthy covers it all in the grittiest of girlfriend detail. From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, who has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born!

Gut Busters and Belly Laughs

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Release : 2014-08-05
Genre : Humor
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Book Rating : 956/5 ( reviews)

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Book Synopsis Gut Busters and Belly Laughs by : Steven D. Price

Download or read book Gut Busters and Belly Laughs written by Steven D. Price. This book was released on 2014-08-05. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”

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